We play with shotgun

How to:

1. Buy the Nova first round. No money? Go to a major bank wearing a kippah and secure a 0% interest loan.

2. Rush like you have armor (you don't)

3. "Aim for the kneecaps. Headshots are for tryhards." - Albert Einstein

4. Let the world know you made more money than the entire Ukrainian economy in one blessed click.

5. Defend the bombsite like Gollum protects his ring. Wait, no...

6. Outrange AWPs with faith alone. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

7. You never upgrade, even with 16000$ in your wallet. You are at your final form. Your shotgun is divine. Treat it as it deserves to be treated.

8. Don't use the XM1014 unless your two dads got executed in Yemen for homosexuality.

9. Eliminating your teammtes is a given right. Use it.

10. Dispose of your teammates' piss shooters and point out how gullible they are for believing the AK-47 propaganda.

Play like this and soon you will achieve enlightment.