they tell me i need more slop but i need more sacrifices to fuel my office vibe

Do not ♥♥♥♥ with gamers. We are forged by endless boss battles against impossible odds. We do not give up. We do not stop. We are the terminators of the culture wars.

nuh

I was tricked into adding a microtransaction casino and beginning work on a mobile port. Most of the content I had been planning was cut and I started working full time on drawing sexy anime characters, while my employees crunched day and night trying to get the leading lines just right. After a year of work what we ended up with was some kind of combination of Angry Birds, Doom, a hentai visual novel and Fortnite. It wasn’t very good and I no longer had the funds to pay my employees. I had to fire them and they got better jobs at some kind of VR amusement park for incels called Sucktorio. Meanwhile I was left destitute and had to start creating those minigames you can play with your phone before a movie starts. My burn rate was running close to 500k€ a year at this point due to someone embezzling company funds to fuel an expensive substance addiction. But as they say, perfection takes time and perfection is the enemy of humanity, so as a misanthrope I have to take my time.

i am an elite sales warrior. i will destroy my competition. i believe i can close anybody, anytime, any place. i have no ego. i am ready for war.

Evidence-based violence for evidence-resistant subjects.