Come back here so we can shoot you!

Howdy all,

So, we have been inundated with titles in our multiplayer sessions that revolve around murdering, competitively or cooperatively. All well and fine - the Blood God no doubt appreciates our efforts and will reward us with ♥♥♥♥ tons of Khorne Flakes in hell.

Now, more to the point, Rocket League goes on sale evey now and then, and after a little bit of digging, yours truly decided that it was ALL OF OUR BEST INTERESTS to fiddle fart around with it a little bit.

The premise is very different from our usual fare and the skill cap is miles high. We will all start off looking like drugged out, NASCAR rejects chasing a gigantic ball around a field and having absolutely no idea what to do when and if we manage to get it. With a ton of practice, you apparently end up transcending the concept of physics altogether as the controls respond to your expert touch and your vehicle bounces off of two walls, performs a double backflip in mid air, catches the ball with its rear fender and scores a perfectly angled goal, leaving the competition either gobsmacked or calling you a cheating ♥♥♥♥♥. Probably both.

It sounds fun to me...