We're all idiots

Every person in this group is unique, expecially the mods and admins. This is going to be the backstories of every faggholius in this random- ass group.

Let's start with Lnom72 AKA Fagholius Prime. He was born into a poor black family in Alabama in 1762. His parents met on blackpeoplemeet.com and they hated each other. His family was constantly bickering about who would get the last piece of fried chicken. One night, he stole the last piece of chicken and fled his house. He ran for thousands of miles and found himself in Ukraine. He became white and lives there to this day.

Next, we have Bluejay, AKA Fagholius da thuurd. He was born in 1869, and he was born into a really wierd family, with a French father and Latina mother (he's got a gene pool combination no antipersperant can tackle). He lived in Camden, NJ, so he learned really quickly how to be a gangster. He has mugged me 18 consecutive times while I was writing his backstory. When he could buy a plane ticket after stealing all of my money, he flew to Hell. He moved into a nice apartment, and got a job as an accountant at an architecture firm. He lives there to this day.

Ray was born into a poor, drunken, Irish family in 1789. Legend has it he was drinking a bottle of Jack at his baptism. He was raised to hate people from Vietnam. He hated them ♥♥♥♥♥. One day, when Ray was 18, he smuggled himself on a boat to Vietnam. Once there, he went on a massive killing spree (his total kill count is 137). He lives deep in the jungles, silently stalking his prey, to this day.

GAAAAAWD was born into a Jewish family in 1920, Russia. When he was three months old, he killed his first bear. He skinned it alive and made a coat from the pelt. This was his most favorite posession. He wore it all the time. He moved to Germany when he was 15, and four years later, Adolf Hitler came to power. Since GAAAAAWD was half- Jewish, he was sent to a concentration camp in 1940. He was terminated in the camp in 1942. Rip in peace Krono-pie ;-;

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