bulborb on a bike

[carlton repeatedly walks down stairs] [metal gear theme starts playing, carlton sneaks around the house] [will catches carlton] “Gotcha!” [carlton screams oh my god and runs away] “drink 5 hour energy. Its not a drink, more like a drink” “WHOOOOoooH” “hey J did you bring the mail in yet” “No Oo Oo Ive been saving that to calm myself lest i get too gibby from rubbing my Coc” [laugh track] “you know you really need a woman J” [laugh track] “whats a woman?” [Music starts playing] “whats a woman Whats a whatsa whats a woman woman?” “drink 5 hour energy. Drink 5 hour energy. Drink DRnk DRIIINK 5HOUR ENERGY 5HUORU ENRRGY” [scene switches to kithcen] “i figured it out will im gonna get dad what he alwaus wanted” “what a pizza hut in the garage.” [laugh track] [laugh track intensifies to dangerous volume levels] [laugh track makes carltons dialogue inaudible]