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Shwig is the first member of the glorious no-star master race.

To all the gold starred people: F-. Apply yourself.

NEW RULE:

Whenever a promotion is given out (as long as it is within a respectable interval, you do not need to do this if promotions are given out left and right) everybody in the group chat will yell PROMOTIONS!

Failure to yell PROMOTIONS! will cause an immediate demotion of two ranks, equivilant to one promotion.

*Note: there is no requirement to yell PROMOTIONS! for a demotion.