Scout Squad

Dear fellow Scoot Squad members,

Today marks the anniversary of the death of Max "♥♥♥♥ Master" Squash, a beloved member of the community that was present during the inception of the Scoot Squad. Unfortunately he passed due to complications from a sex change operation, but his memory lived on. On the day that he passed we started a GoFundMe page for his family so our community could come together and support Max's family. As you may know, Max had two penguin babies named Barack and Hank Hill, who were forced upon Max to raise alone, after his wife left him for Steve "Larf" Buscemi. The divorce left Max in shambles, and he completely gave up on the female sex. In order to find happiness once more, Max sought out the premier sex change surgeon, so that he could become a female. Shortly after the procedure began however, the surgeon got bored and walked out of the room. Max was forced to finish the operation himself, which resulted in the accumulation of massive pools of blood in his stomach. Max died shortly thereafter, leaving his children to fend for themselves in the great Penguin Orphanage, where they were later adopted by Matt Damon. As this is the anniversary of our friend's death, I ask all members that personally knew Max to share their favorite memories of him.

Thank you, and God bless.