Welcome To The Official Potatoe Klan

Q: Why do potatoes make good detectives? A: Because they keep their eyes peeled. Q: What do you call a stolen yam? A: A hot potato. Q: What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and peering into their garden? A: "Medi Tators." Q: What do you call a potato that is reluctant to jump into boiling water? A: "Hez a tater." Q: What do you call a potato that is never motivated, but are content to watch others? A: "Speck Tators"! Q: Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm? A: Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears. Q: What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A: A dicktator Q: How do you describe an angry potato? A: Boiling Mad. Q: What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant? A: Mashed potatoes! Q: What do you call a baby potato? A: A small fry! Q: What do you say to an angry baked potato? A: Anything, just butter him up. Q: What does a British potato say about a sunny day? A: It’s mashing! Q: Why did the potato cross the road? A: He saw a fork up ahead. Two potatos One day two potatos, who were best friends, were walking together down the street. They stepped off the curb and a speeding car came around the corner and ran one of them over. The uninjured potato called 911 and helped his injured friend as best he was able. The injured potato was taken to emergency at the hospital and rushed into surgery. After a long and agonizing wait, the doctor finally appeared. He told the uninjured potato, "I have good news, and I have bad news. The good news is that your friend is going to pull through." "The bad news is that he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life". Potato, Potato, & Penis A potato, a Potato and a penis were talking about their awful lives. The potato said my life sucks, when i get big and fat they cut me up and cook me. The Potato said when I get big and fat they cover me in vinegar & throw me in a jar. The penis said, when I get big and fat they pull a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark, damp room and bang my head against the wall till I throw up and pass out! Doctors Office A guy walks into the doctor's office. A banana stuck in one of his ears, a potato in the other ear, and a carrot stuck in one nostril. The man says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?" The doctor says, "Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly."

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