He died for our sins, he was reborn for our brains.

Welcome to the Left 4 Jesus group, a place where sinners and saviors alike are welcome. Let's get down to brass tacks...

RULES:
1. When gaming, Jesus would prefer that you preface your username with one of the following honorifics or titles: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Index_of_religious_honorifics_and_titles

"Jesus Loves". For example, Jesus Loves Barry. Shorten it if you like to JLove, as in JLove Ricky.

"Reverend" as in Reverend Frederico. It doesn't matter, God is watching.

"Holy" ... if your name is ♥♥♥♥, then "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" is completely acceptable.

"Brother" - for the humble servants of the Zombie Lord, ex. Brother Chang.

Make up other righteous clantags, God fully approves.


2. When gaming, you must always speak in a foreign accent. A light accent like Canadian is fine, if you are truly devout then please use an Italian accent as the Holy Roman Church would prefer that. Mario Bros. or Sopranos are both acceptable. Surpisingly, Latino gangster and Canadian accents are quite similar.

Obviously, if you don't follow the rules Zombie Jesus will know, but he will forgive you.

Zombie Jesus Info[uncyclopedia.wikia.com]
Zombie Jesus Day[www.zombiejesusday.org]
Catholic Church - home page[www.catholic.org]