"I like to mash potatoes with my toes. Would you like some?" -grin-

THINGS EVERYONE SHOULD DO:

1.Walk around with a blow dryer and ask people if they want a blow job
2.Go to McDonalds and ask for fries without the potatoes
3. Hold a sign that says "Free hugs!". When someone tries to hug you, scream and run away
4.Go into a public bathroom, go into a stall next to an occupied one and make fake fart noises
5.Hide a walkie-talkie in an outdoor tree and scream when people walk by
6.Order a diet water at any restaurant
7.While shopping at a grocery store, see if there are any pineapples in the fruit section. If there is, grab one and begin screaming "I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE, SPONGEBOB!"