Some people mistake me for Quagmire but Im a certified sex offender and a professional MD in dealing with Malding and Bald heads.
In college they call me "Dr Phil You Up"

Feel free to make an appointment at my office behind one of your local Zumiez store and get a free butt-grab by me or a fat Twinky. I know you want one, you helmet wearing fat ♥♥♥♥ ;)

I also deal with tubby retarded kids who put an Esport team or pro players in their nickname. Feel free to make an appointment for that too for a free all inclusive kick in the balls by me

Btw this a tryhard sweaty group. We dont shower or use any deodorant.