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🌲👀🌲👀🌲👀🌲👀🌲👀 happy tree happy tRee🌲 thats ✔ some happy🌲🌲tree right🌲🌲there🌲🌲🌲 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 🌲🌲 🌲НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🌲 🌲🌲 🌲 💯 🌲 👀 👀 👀 🌲🌲happy tree

You can paint a cabbage green but that is a waste of paint because he is already green you idiot

If you run out of pillows maybe try using a cabbage

You can tell a cabbage has gone bad if he is wearing a leather jacket

if you are sad put a cabbage in your back pack and carry him every where so it feel like you have a friend that want to spend time with you

A cabbage is so pretty but you are real ugly

You can put a cabbage on the hood of your car. People will not under stand what you are doing but at least you are doing some thing

If you put plastic eyeballs on a cabbage and take him to the movies it might feel like you have a friend I hate my life

A cabbage can not get pregnant believe me I tried

You can put a cabbage in a baby carriage amd take him for a walk and people will say "who this" and you can say "he is my cabbaby"

If you want to trick your parents put a cabbage on your pillow at night and they will think you are sleeping but you are actually crying

Life is like a cabbage: Sometimes it is green and crunchy, sometimes dad stabs the cat with a knife because his foot ball team lose again

Life is like a cabbage: sometimes it is green and round, and sometimes mom wish you were never born

If there is a fire in your house make sure you save all the cabbages before you even think about finding your children

A cabbage does not wear a watch but he always have time for you

Instead of drinking coffee in the morning try laying down with a cabbage on your stomach and you will be wide awake trust me

If you push a cabbage under water he will alway float right back up to the top because he miss you so much

A cabbage does not have ears but that does not mean that he is immune to your lies

Some time you think about a cabbage and you get so excited that forget to go to sleep again for five days

Sometimes you hate your life and dont want to be alive anymore but then you think about cabbage and know that everything will be ok

Since I got global my reflexes have became that of a finely tuned machine. I was making a sandwich and almost dropped a pickle on the floor and I caught it mid air and as soon as I did a friend came thru my front door. I then in one smooth motion took that pickle and flung it thru the air and it landed in front of him and bounced into his eyes blinding him. I yelled out flash bang and then took him out with my ankle holstered pistol. I'm currently awaiting trial and my lawyer won't represent me due to this whole case being quite a pickle.

One time I got this girls Kik from omegle and she wanted to send nudes and I was like ♥♥♥♥ ya so she did and she sent a ♥♥♥♥♥ pic and it was so hot I wanted to see something inside it and I thought she'd use her fingers u know but this ♥♥♥♥♥ sends me a picture and she's got a MF sea shell like that ♥♥♥♥ you hear the ocean with up inside her vagina like ♥♥♥♥ that i aint trying to get my ♥♥♥♥ kisses by Nemo or somthin

but u have to..be my girlfriend!! snickers nefariously /thinks to self/ 'man, if this work, I'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and i'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!' crosses fingers and gulps s-so.. adjusts collar and looks firmly what do you say to my proposal? waits patiently