We are the Motorists! We Believe in the Bike God! We respect others too!

[LORE IS A WORK IN PROGRESS] It is said in the Motorcycle Instruction Manual that in the beginning there was nothing but the Bike God, an all powerful Motorcycle who had all the horsepower and knowledge as well as fuel in the whole void of space. One day he got lonely, so from his knowledge, unlimited fuel, and horsepower he had shaped the Earth, planets, stars, and life and existence as we know it. But his most proud creation were human beings, because he shaped them in his image. One day, his people were being quite sinful, so he sent his son, Vansus or Vancis called by the Enginisms, to sacrifice himself to cleanse their sins in oily oil (oil replaces the word holy in this religion) and thus leaving on Earth the Oily Engine. The Infidels of the Tricycle Anti-Motor group want to stop us but they won't be able too cuz blah blah Oily Religious Stuff blah blah.