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I remember walking, walking under the night sky. The wastes stretched endless, unforgiving, but the stars, they called to me. "Swim with us," they sang, "Swim!" I would swim and know peace, drifting thought the cosmic ocean. Nothing lasts forever, as I well knew. The stars, they would swim away, and the sun, the infernal sun, would announce itself, would scream and cry, gnash and screach. Light, an endless caucauphony of light, crashing into my skull, sounding its rage, its fury like a war drum, endlessly booming, booming, booming. The sun was a relentless, and with every night, with every voyage through the stars, the dawn came back in greater force, striking greater terror in me than I had previously known. So it went, the cycles repeating. I lost count of the horrible mornings, the blessed nightfalls, untill one day, one day, as the sun dipped under the horizon, ravaging someone, something else, with its endless wail, and I saw, in the stars a knew shape. It was a ♥♥♥♥, a gigantic, titanic ♥♥♥♥ of unparalleled size. All the stars, galaxies, planets, nebulae, all the matter and energy, the sum total of existence, would be a mere hair follicle in the nutsack of that cosmic, all encompassing ♥♥♥♥. I stared at that ♥♥♥♥ for what seemed like an eternity and I felt a peculiar feeling coming over me. The sheer size of that otherworldly dong, the reality, the message that it radiated, filled my heart with piece. I felt as if the ♥♥♥♥ was calling me, carressing me, laying my fears to rest. After a spiritual eternity, I noticed dawn was rising in the distance. When I looked back, to see that enormous ♥♥♥♥, I found that it had disappeared, the sky's proportions returned to normal. Sighing, I picked myself up, discovering I had fallen to my knees in my rapture, and set about continuing my journey. The sun arrived in full force, screaming its indignation, but I did not feel, or even deign to notice that endless, stellar fury, for in my heart of hearts, I had found peace.