aye my heart lingers in this fair past.

MS Odin is the BDBC's new player of the week. Odin outdid himself Sunday afternoon by aiding a trapped submarine crew in the middle of the pacific ocean. By manhandling his gigantic Dong into an emergency hook, Odin was able to lift a submarine from the bottom of the ocean floor to relative safety on the service. Remember, as Odin is wont to say, you can't spell ♥♥♥♥ without D.etermination, I.ntegrity, C.ourage, K.nowledge.

Buddy Jesus would be most supportive of our noble group. As one of the most finely endowed men in existence, Buddy J gifted the world with one of the Big ♥♥♥♥ Bandit's most important rule, the Golden Rule of Dickdom. As said by Buddy Jesus "♥♥♥♥ Unto Others as You would Wish to Be ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Unto Yourself, For Truly is Such ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Righteous in the Eyes of the Lord." Amen

...What would Buddy Jesus say about this group??

Whinny! Neigh! Whicker! Neigh!

Bless his enormous genetalia, I was so Inspired by kippers actions that I too decided to help my community with my incredible bulge. On weekends I help my uncle who runs a horse farm. One day I was coming in to work when I noticed a large group of people surrounding one of our horses Carlos. Carlos is a 12 year old horse with arthritis that weighs nearly a ton. My uncle told me that carlos was stuck in the mud and the rescuers have been working feverishly to pull Carlos out. I quickly sprung into action and used my gigantic dong as a makeshift forklift to lift carlos up and out of the mud. Today carlos is healthyer then ever and will ride again.

Kipper_Ms is the BDBC's player of the week. Kipper distinguished himself Tuesday afternoon by using his ♥♥♥♥ as a makeshift escape slide for the 5th story residents of a burning building he was just passing by. May we all learn a lesson from Brother Kipper: A Big ♥♥♥♥ Bandit doesn't just have a big ♥♥♥♥ on his body, but a big ♥♥♥♥ in his heart.