Nice try BATFE.

i have one

I've got a gun that hurts you emotionally.

i own 400 million of those. muahaha

6-7 trillions.

I am armed solely with my sharp and cunning wit.

None. I sold them all.

I dont need a weapon when God has already won the battle. Im just passing through.

引用自 comicprodigy：

how many you got?

I'm not an American.

Gee, 450 million guns and only about 10,000 homicides a year? Not even all of those are done with guns. It's almost like the tools themselves don't actually get up, go out, and attack people.

引用自 Ulfrinn：

Gee, 450 million guns and only about 10,000 homicides a year? Not even all of those are done with guns. It's almost like the tools themselves don't actually get up, go out, and attack people.

wait until we legalize coke though

I just got these otherwise battered Sally and Mully for ... I mean my fists, right?

So yeah. I ain't like... you know, but.

I’ve got 14, varying types

Divide 450mil by 5 to get real numbers.
So about 100 million own 5 gums each

1 pistol, 1 shotgun for ducks, t deer gun, 1 semi auto defense, and 1 other.

Its like a toolbox doesnt have 1 tool only bit many tools for different jobs

引用自 HypersleepyNaputunia：

Divide 450mil by 5 to get real numbers.
So about 100 million own 5 gums each

1 pistol, 1 shotgun for ducks, t deer gun, 1 semi auto defense, and 1 other.

Its like a toolbox doesnt have 1 tool only bit many tools for different jobs

Most estimates put the US at between 80M and 120M firearm owners so this is actually pretty accurate.

...and then you need to consider that many "rural" communities have a much higher ownership percentage. I mean, if you're a hunter... likely you'll use a gun to do it. And once you've got one... why not two or three?

And then gun owners are also gonna be in the more "red" states.