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- Progressively larger Snowcones crafted via the medium, large, and gigantic snowcones respectively. Each grants far longer energy boost at the cost of also inflicting the frost debuff. Brainfreeze!
- Bon Bon Bon Bon Bon Bons, crafted via two Bon Bon Bon Bons. It's ok to admit you have a sugar problem.
- Monster Omelette and Mecha Omelette made with the main ingredient of a Hen Egg or a Robot Hen Egg. The best thing to have for a Brunch, just watch your teeth for any egg shells.
- Pickled Brain, a succulent Floran delicacy frowned upon by normal people. Crafted with a combination of biomass and strands. Will give you food poisoning and regular poisoning.
- Lasagna either made with a combination of tomatoes, wheat, raw steak, mushrooms, and cheese or bought in a packaged and microwavable form which can be converted into an actual food item via a campfire. Insert the Garfield joke here.
- Ability to convert Molotovs back into a drinkable beverage, Have it give you the Nova buff for a short time span.
- Let me drink raw oil and actual battery acid please. Made with double AA batteries and the oil liquid. Both of these should be very deadly to anyone's organic digestive system. Apparently the glitch find it tasty.
It is obvious that you need to add Garfried to this game and if it is not a game then add Garagefield anyways.
Now if you ask yourself why then you should already be smited down with the power of a billion garfs you Nermal ⁽ᶜᵘʳˢᵉᵈ ᵇᵉ ʰⁱˢ ⁿᵃᵐᵉ⁾ sympathizing vermin but it is quite clear why.
Anything becomes better once the garf is added to it (except Nermal ⁽ᶜᵘʳˢᵉᵈ ᵇᵉ ʰⁱˢ ⁿᵃᵐᵉ⁾ unless it is Garield putting Nermal ⁽ᶜᵘʳˢᵉᵈ ᵇᵉ ʰⁱˢ ⁿᵃᵐᵉ⁾ down with a Captive bolt pistol) but I am sure you would not be a weak and unworthy Nermal ⁽ᶜᵘʳˢᵉᵈ ᵇᵉ ʰⁱˢ ⁿᵃᵐᵉ⁾ sympathizer.
Perhaps you may even come close to being even in the same universe as the glorious Gartziled kart furious racing when it comes to quality.
Now if you think it will cost to much money to add the Graftfield then listen to my words while the garf speaks…
The world beholds such wealth and assumes it is power but i see clearly, wealth is a crutch. True power comes only through garflied. Griefild is a crucible that tears the weakness out of you, he leaves you bloody and raw and worthy… or he leaves you DEAD. But he offers the kart to set you free, will you embrace it?