"My name is Eli Phand, I'm recording this audio tape on approximately the 8700th meter on the climb of Mt Everest in the Himalayas. My oxygen canister is low and I'm about to die of frostbite, I can feel my limbs tensing up, it's hard to record this tape and climb at the same time so I'm going to do it in breaks. I knew I shouldn't have gone on this a-cursed climb without any help, what was I thinking? Now I'm going to die alone from the cold. But i'm so close to the top of the mountain, I want to atleast die at the top. I bet its beautiful up there, and I'd like to see it before I- *COUGH, HACK* go..."

"♥♥♥♥ I don't know if Im going to make it, my oxygens run out, its almost impossible to breathe up here, I ditched my tanks and have been clinging on to this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ tape recorder. Two hours have passed, I think? So- *COUGH COUGH* c- close to the top, I need to make it."

"H- Ho- Holy s- ♥♥♥♥ I... I made it.. I'm at the summit, somehow its easier to breathe and warmer... I must have gone mad... Just a few- more- steps... wha? What is that? I see something glowing light in the distance, I can't make it out... A bright light. T- This must be it... I'm ready.. Wait, is that what I think it is? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!!!! IT IS!!!! ITS GALVAN GARISHED WARPAINT!! THIS, TRULY, IS PEAK, AT THE TOP OF MT EVEREST!! ITS THE LITERAL EMBODIMENT OF PEAK! GALVAN GARISHED IS ON THE TOP OF THE WORLD! This color, these high quality painterly textures... This absolute GEM is reflecting light off the sun
to its surroundings, and somehow its pure POWER is generating air too. I feel refreshed, hydrated, full, and content with my life, I'm saved!

Thank you Galvan Garished, your greatness has saved me, I'm honored to be in the presence of this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ peak workshop item. This is Eli Phand signing off."

*click*