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The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim >  创意工坊 > Spawner 的创意工坊 > SKYRIM DAD JOKES
SKYRIM DAD JOKES
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Feral Llama 2023 年 2 月 24 日 下午 2:14 
these are golden, thanks for making my day!
76561198051046610 2022 年 6 月 1 日 上午 9:40 
This is okay.
LordDevorkian69 2022 年 2 月 25 日 下午 3:15 
Should be called LameJokes.
SonOfDispater74 2020 年 7 月 15 日 上午 7:14 
Im so happy that this mod works so well. it truly is a thing of beauty. 10/10
121112 2019 年 5 月 26 日 上午 2:08 
i like the ulfric one
Owo Uwu wuwu 2018 年 12 月 6 日 上午 7:19 
HAHAHHA LOVELY
bellofury 2018 年 10 月 6 日 下午 3:05 
Is this compatible with Uncle Sheo's Helpful Hints and Tips?
Malkrie 2018 年 6 月 21 日 下午 10:58 
No one deserves to be bom-bard-ed by jokes like these.
Malkrie 2018 年 6 月 21 日 下午 10:57 
What is it called when one spriggan kills another? Treeson.
What is the term for a dull Dark Elf sword? Dullmer.
There should be more safety railings near Auriel's Temple. It seems quite easy to Fallmer.
There's water at the bottom of Sovengard. Turns out Shore isn't absent after all.
Khajit Pai: Ajit has software, if you have coin.
The reason why there are so many glitches in Skyrim is that the dev's couldn't concentrate. They were smoking Methesda.

I could keep going... but those jokes are likely about as good as the quests in the Bard's College.
Big Sarge 2018 年 3 月 29 日 下午 3:17 
MARA-jUANNA LOOOOLLLLLL
4shley (broken arm) 2018 年 3 月 15 日 上午 12:09 
"Why there are Mods like Skyrim Dad Jokes? Because I have nothing else to do"
The Rat 2018 年 3 月 4 日 上午 8:18 
i regret everything
Heavylifting 2017 年 10 月 9 日 下午 6:59 
I tried it, thought it would be funny. All it did was make me regret every loading screen I came across.
Tephlin 2017 年 9 月 27 日 下午 5:02 
What did the Dwarf-King make after finding the heart of a God?
A Doom-Mech (Dumac)
Tephlin 2017 年 9 月 17 日 上午 4:28 
What do you call a group of Liches playing a fun game in a swimming pool?
Many-marcos.
droagan1 2017 年 9 月 14 日 下午 5:00 
man them jokes are lame need some better ones
Traveling Painter 2017 年 9 月 6 日 下午 9:42 
I love you
大蛇02 2017 年 8 月 13 日 下午 12:01 
this mod doesnt really change the loadin screen text or smth like that but adds more loading screen text
NumbskullVEVO 2017 年 8 月 12 日 下午 5:07 
How do you make the dragonborn girl orgasm?

You flick her Dovah-bean
Vay 2017 年 8 月 7 日 下午 11:20 
@jedijames1 clearly you don't understand that this is a joke mod, and that they're dad jokes. Hit puberty and you'll understand, just maybe.
jedijames1 2017 年 8 月 7 日 上午 12:59 
are you people high 1 mod cant be better than all the others mods are designed to be used at the same time
jedijames1 2017 年 8 月 7 日 上午 12:57 
the joke about serana was lame
Condensed Bear 2017 年 7 月 24 日 上午 5:50 
HANDS DOWN. THIS IS THE BEST MOD ON THE NEXUS AND WORKSHOP COMBINED.
I BOW DOWN TO YOU SIR.
0ddCannon 2017 年 7 月 12 日 上午 11:28 
better than any other mod hands down
MemesOfProduction69 2017 年 7 月 12 日 上午 10:17 
easily the best mod for this game
worthycleric07 2017 年 7 月 9 日 下午 8:50 
my life changed
𝓟𝓔𝓐𝑪𝓔 2017 年 6 月 23 日 上午 11:18 
Why do i read "Skyrim dad sucks" omg i need help xd
Spawner  [作者] 2017 年 5 月 30 日 上午 8:46 
This works with Extra Sarcasm Mod, but you do not get normal loading screens.
Narspud 2017 年 5 月 25 日 下午 3:50 
does it work with the Loading Screens With Extra Sarcasm mod?
Duwang Lover 2017 年 5 月 25 日 上午 9:42 
Do you still get normal loading screens or is it purely Dad jokes from that point onward?
『H A G E S H I I』 2017 年 5 月 21 日 上午 9:09 
AM I DEAD YET?
Tephlin 2017 年 5 月 15 日 上午 4:25 
What do people in Southwestern Skyrim use to decorate their houses during the holidays?
With Falkwreaths.
Tephlin 2017 年 5 月 11 日 上午 6:39 
Where did the Prince of Destruction and his Daedric army retreat to after the Oblivion Crisis?
Dagon back to the Deadlands.
Tephlin 2017 年 5 月 9 日 上午 10:24 
What does a Pirate call existence?
The Arrr'bis (Aurbis)
Mascabar 2017 年 5 月 9 日 上午 8:31 
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Tephlin 2017 年 5 月 4 日 上午 2:56 
Which goes first? Fell, or Vvar?

Vvar, den fell.
Wagon Ball Z 2017 年 5 月 1 日 上午 5:02 
What does the thieves guild one even mean lol
bone 2017 年 4 月 30 日 下午 3:36 
i have a joke, what has the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clothes,♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lines, and is a big ♥♥♥♥. Nazeem
Nick7903 2017 年 4 月 28 日 下午 4:22 
genius
fancy birds 2017 年 4 月 27 日 下午 3:47 
These are awful, and not in a good "awful pun" sort of way - just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awful.
Tephlin 2017 年 4 月 27 日 上午 9:29 
Where do Draugr Overlords or High-Level Undead go to get educated?
In Schooldafn.
「F.I.S.H」 2017 年 4 月 21 日 上午 11:42 
I nearly died reading these they are so cringy.
Tephlin 2017 年 4 月 20 日 上午 4:03 
How does Haknir like his food?
Death-Brand.
Tephlin 2017 年 4 月 15 日 上午 1:11 
Why was Molag Bal in Dawnstar?
Because he lives in Cold Harbour.

Why is it hard to hack into Dragon Preist Rahgot's account?
Because he has a staff of Firewall.
Ajchad500[ZORP] 2017 年 4 月 10 日 下午 5:38 
this is absoultly a most have mod it makes the game 100% better.
Filleh 2017 年 4 月 8 日 下午 4:55 
funny af tho
Lei'Sho Destorolan 2017 年 4 月 7 日 下午 8:31 
Good lord...The puns...THEY'RE AWESOME!!! As a teller of puns so bad they're funny, I approve this mod for professional use!
wirefr4me 2017 年 4 月 7 日 上午 9:47 
holy ♥♥♥♥ i need this
FentMaxxer 2017 年 4 月 7 日 上午 6:26 
That joke with Ulfric whas the best xD
Joe2 2017 年 4 月 7 日 上午 12:23 
wanna hear a joke?



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