hey is there anyway you could make a race mod that basically just adds the snail as a playable race?
(by the snail i mean Mister)

The snails riding the snails is horrifying. I now have nightmares.

Is this Lore friendly?

I really, really did like being a snail when I tried on the costume and I was absolutely thrilled at the whole idea of this mod, but it bothered me too much that the costumes can be made with absolutely no materials while also being worth so much gold. If I ever get frustrated with not being able to afford something immediately, I really doubt I'd have the self-restraint to not just spawn a bunch of snail stuff from the forge and immediately sell it without any obstacles, and that's no fun. Anyone who can get past that though should be in for a slimy-fun time because drop-dead-sexy critters like those are exactly what everyone's Skyrim world needs. ;*

THE HELL

lol ey! All other creatures are 1000 times awesomer...! ;)

Who's the fastest creature under the sea? Slug-Slog-Gog-Bob! Who ruins your meals and captures eels? Slug-Slog-Gog-Bob! Mayby there is something other you wish? Slug-Slog-Gog-Bob! The slug is like a speedboat on water. 10/10

Introductory text

Part 1:

After 4 years of wandering through the world of Skyrim, facing thousands of dangers and hitching a ride on all sorts of unlikely creatures in order to get from one place to another, I have finally decided to settle down!

Fate put me in the path of an interesting couple who, despite being quite repulsive at first, turned out to be very welcoming. They introduced themselves as naturalists; I honestly never believed them (it was as if I had introduced myself as a science teacher… how preposterous!) but they were so nice, quite slobbery for sure (but we all have our flaws!).

Part 2:
Anyway, they showed me around their house, quite peculiar at first. From the outside, it’s a mushroom, but wait until you see the inside! I was astonished by the display of bugs, insects, fish, not to mention the mushrooms and different plants.

He seems quite busy on the ground floor. When he’s not eating (which he seems to be doing quite often, he must have a big appetite), it seems to me that he busies himself making concoctions with plants or insects… He must have brought some back from his exotic travels, as I had never seen such fish in the kingdom of Skyrim.

Part 3:
She never leaves her underground lair and busies herself around the kitchen, when she is not tanning skins… The beds are so Spartan! If I have to sleep here, I’d better get used to it! Could someone just direct me towards the toilet? And what about running water? Well, you probably have to go outside for such facilities! It’s not that bad as long as it’s only for a little while, until I find a better place…

As I am very curious, I wanted to see the whole place. I had the fright of my life when I went down to what they call their cellar (after all, they cultivate mushrooms there, in the dark) so… I nearly died in that cellar, it’s a good thing they were with me!

But I talk too much, it would be much better if you would call over, their house is open day and night… I probably won’t be around, but you will probably be as surprised as I was the first time I went over…

the snails look mysoginistic af put a trigger warning at least smh

what the shit

what the fuck bruv

what the holy fuck

oh lord when i found the giant mushroom guy i was like "hey buddy what are you doing" then he just randomly attacked me and i just flew in the air and died from fall damage XD