Not A chance

nah i think he is like "i regret n o t h i n g "

Guys do you think he regrets anything

i regret everything (in postal 3)

may i regret someting and yes iam looking you postal 3

"Made in the U-S-A, baby!"

-Postal 1 dude

They regret nothing

zumbo gog ben ben

"Sissy"
-Postal 1 dude

Now that's a boomstick.

cool. but i regret nothing

"I REGRET NOTHING"

this is ass

It is not showing up for me.

POV: you regret nothing

potal 4: no regets

postal guy isnt postal dude postal 1 is separate to postal 2 LORE

hi there would you like to saw my pettetion

b u t t s a u c e

''You gotta be fucking kidding....''

It's criminal for the Postal 3 dude to look this good in a shitty game

"I'm an equal opportunity lunatic."

"Look..are you gonna sign my petition or is it gonna be your surviving family members?"

Hi there, would you like to sign my petition?

"can you sign my petition?"

Вы не подпишите мою петицию?

Buttsause

if only it had jiggle bones on the jacket like in the game, but it's alright.

Nice mod BTW
Now all we need are the weapons

"Would you please sign my petition?"

I think you mean you *regert* nothing

this game got way to much shit but i replayed it recently and it wasnt half bad exept for the constant crashing

Sorry for bothering, but I've tried putting this in SFM for personal use, but the model just shows up invisible, help would be appreciated.

"hey, would you like to sign my petition?"

Could you upload Postal 4 dude? Please

he's Dib but all grown up

Why does he remind me of that one guy from invader zim

Considering I discontinued working on this model, like, three years ago, I'd say the chances of an update are slim to none.

@Lazlo
I'm a fan of the Postal Dude's dog: Champ the pitbull
my Question is Why is it No longer on the Workshop?
He was a good mod Please bring Champ home

I keep getting this error and it's messing with an addon I have that lets you see your player's legs.

Model missing: models/half-dead/metroll/postal_dude.mdl

If anybody is wondering, you actually can play as the original dark red Postal Dude, just pick the colorable skin and turn it into the color you need it to be.

he gots the broken eyeholes

I regret nothing.

The cat-girl vagina was modeled closely on the human female vagina to facilitate easier care. Curl the finger(s) slightly upward and work them up to the last knuckle in a back and forth motion. Start slowly and work up to a fast and firm pace. Your cat-girl should begin to vocalize (moan, mew, whimper, growl) and tightly contract her vaginal muscles against your fingers and press her hips back against your hand. She will climax at least once over 3-5 minutes, perhaps more. Her climax (analogous to a human female's orgasm) is usually indicated by loud vocalizations, rhymic contractions of her vagina followed by slumping over, ragged breathing and panting. At this point, it is usually a good idea to give her a break.

could you add the postal 1 playermodel in here because its not here

In the original POSTAL, The Dude actually had a red coat as default.

You think something broke? Cause I see what you mean by "dark red" in the screenshots.

Because there can't be four skins with only 3 options available.

Dark red? But Postal 1 had a black coat, and there are only three skins present in the bodygroups bar. The Postal 3 dude, the postal 2 dude, and the colourable version. So as far as I can tell there is no Postal 1 option.

The dark red coat should be the Postal 1 version, but I can't quite remember. Haven't used this in over a year.