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Stop posting about Squishmallows! I'm tired of seeing them! My friends on Twitter send me Squishmallows, on Discord it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Squishmallows! I was in a server, right? And all of the channels are just Squishmallow stuff. I showed my Pillow to my girlfriend and the logo, I flipped it and I said, "Hey, babe, when the underwear is Squishmallow!" Haha, ding ding ding ding ding ding ding, ding-ding-ding! I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ looked at a Cupcake and I said, "That's a bit Squishy!" I looked at my Cake, I think of a Squishmallow and I go, "Cake? More like Squish-Squish!" Aaaaaaargh!