why is clarissa

That's impressive.

All the while, people are asking "who is Clarissa?"

But nobody is asking "How is Clarissa?"

they've been around since 2006

\/ One thing I don't get about the Clarissa copypasta:

When was it first made?

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life

Can you make one for the lights on version please

\/ Sadly, no

can i ship sink?

THE BOREALIS!

mmmmmm yes being chased on a ship, just like i wanted at 3 in the morning

really good