Say "cool" (slowly)
Say "lemon" (slowly)
Say "yes" (slowly)
Say "dude" (slowly)
Now, hold your breath until you post this on another item
then check, your voice

Say "cool" (slowly)
Say "lemon" (slowly)
Say "yes" (slowly)
Say "dude" (slowly)
Now, hold your breath until you post this on another item
then check, your voice

Uh oh these types of comments are slowly being revived

Say "cool" (slowly)
Say "lemon" (slowly)
Say "yes" (slowly)
Say "dude" (slowly)
Now, hold your breath until you post this on another item
then check, your voice

Say "cool" (slowly)
Say "lemon" (slowly)
Say "yes" (slowly)
Say "dude" (slowly)
Now, hold your breath until you post this on another item
then check, your voice

WARNING! Why can't I find normal comments in Steam Workshop anymore.

Say "cool" (slowly)
Say "lemon" (slowly)
Say "yes" (slowly)
Say "dude" (slowly)

Say "cool" (slowly)
Say "lemon" (slowly)
Say "yes" (slowly)
Say "dude" (slowly)
Now, hold your breath until you post this on another item
then check, your voice

Say "cool" (slowly)
Say "lemon" (slowly)
Say "yes" (slowly)
Say "dude" (slowly)
Now, hold your breath until you post this on another item
then check, your voice

Its corrupted

STOP RUING PASTA FOR ME IM ITALIAN

Ym FUCK?

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little boy called Joey, he was ten-years-old and he lived in a mental hospital because he posted a shitty copypasta onto a People Playground mod's comment section . He got so bad he went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the Feds decided that best idea was to get rid of him so they set up a special room to kill him, as inhumane as possible. And he sat there in agony for hours until he died. Now every week on the day of his death he returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00 a.m. He creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by pegging you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and he will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes nothing will happen: sorry man i am not taking the risk

frick these copy pastas actually copy past-ASS

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little boy called Joey, he was ten-years-old and he lived in a mental hospital because he posted a shitty copypasta onto a People Playground mod's comment section. He got so bad he went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the Feds decided that best idea was to get rid of him so they set up a special room to kill him, as inhumane as possible. And he sat there in agony for hours until he died. Now every week on the day of his death he returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00 a.m. He creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by pegging you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and he will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes nothing will happen

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you looked at the word warning! i drank my Crushes cake on her 10th birthday then cried and went to sleep and found out, i have a baby goat under my bed that makes Pig noises!

Warning carry on read! or you will die! i broke my fucking neck pissing on my 3 year old sister at chuck e cheese

WARNING! carry on reading! or you will die!
i hate gacha life

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or I will piss my pants!!!!!!!!!!

agree

DragoonHub shut up kid

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little boy called Joey, he was ten-years-old and he lived in a mental hospital because he posted a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ copypasta onto a People Playground mod's comment section . He got so bad he went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the Feds decided that best idea was to get rid of him so they set up a special room to kill him, as inhumane as possible. And he sat there in agony for hours until he died. Now every week on the day of his death he returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00 a.m. He creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by pegging you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and he will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes nothing will happen

i hope these people who write copypastas fall into a meat grinder

fr

pov: trying to read good comments but these fucking creepy pasta story's make you wana jump of a building

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little boy called Joey, he was ten-years-old and he lived in a mental hospital because he posted a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ copypasta onto a People Playground mod's comment section. He got so bad he went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the Feds decided that best idea was to get rid of him so they set up a special room to kill him, as inhumane as possible. And he sat there in agony for hours until he died. Now every week on the day of his death he returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00 a.m. He creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by pegging you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and he will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes nothing will happen

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little boy called Joey, he was ten-years-old and he lived in a mental hospital because he posted a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ copypasta onto a People Playground mod's comment section. He got so bad he went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the Feds decided that best idea was to get rid of him so they set up a special room to kill him, as inhumane as possible. And he sat there in agony for hours until he died. Now every week on the day of his death he returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00 a.m. He creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by pegging you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and he will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes nothing will happen

calm down satan ._.

to everyone who writes copypastas:
I hope you always have the feeling of breadcrumbs in your bed

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little boy called Joey, he was an a**hole and pooped his pants every day,he poured sugar over an apple tree to make the apples taste like sugar,little did he know he know a sniper scope from a Barret with the caliber .50 was aiming at his little head and got reduced to bits,if u dont want this to happen,shut the hell up

anyways very nice bridge

SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THESE COPYPASTA'S, NOTHING WILL HAPPEN

not the longest anymore you were beaten

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little- SHUT UP JUST PLEASE SHUT UP I HATE THESE STUPID COPYPASTAS JUST STOP

we all gotta die of something so i aint reading that

it must be pain when making it i feel kinda bad

Its hard to place

got told to copy this WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little boy called Joey, he was ten-years-old and he lived in a mental hospital because he posted a shitty copypasta onto a People Playground mod's comment section. He got so bad he went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the Feds decided that best idea was to get rid of him so they set up a special room to kill him, as inhumane as possible. And he sat there in agony for hours until he died. Now every week on the day of his death he returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00 a.m. He creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by pegging you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and he will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes nothing will happen

damn this is lit also works very well on my laggy ass pc

man, you did an AMAZING work!

Dude, your bridge is not the longest!

@Allkingec i read the word NOW AM IMMUNE HAHHAHA EVERYONE NO MORE WEIRD COPYPASTA

@NAM lol how retarded are you

also this pretty damn good mod ngl

no ur wrong

oops, didnt read monke, now im safe fr.

BRO PEGGING IS WHERE ITS AT COME AT ME JOEY

warning1carrry on reading! or youll die! even if you looked at the wanring idk
once there was a little bietch called joe. and somebody asked whon his name was.
The guy who asked what joes name was was immediatly killed at monday 120)0am. If yOu CoiPty AnD pAsTe tHis InTo uR mOm YouLL be FiNen

curb your copypasta, its clearly fake, I ALSO MADE THE GOLDEN MONKEY HERE AND IF YOU READ THIS WORD: GOLDEN MONKEY. YOU WILL BE IMMUNE TO THE "WARNING REPOST OR YOU DIE" COPYPASTA