WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die.

I ever tell you about the time Keith and I made fireworks? Now, I didn't know s*** about chemistry, but Keith figured, "Gasoline burns, doesn't it?". Third degree burns over ninety-five percent of his body. Man, people in the next city over were calling to complain about the smell of burning skin.

I ever tell you about the time Keith tried to deep fry a turkey? Third degree burns over ninety percent of his body. His doctor called up, like, other doctors to look at him cause they'd never seen burns on top of existing burns.

WARNING! i will raid your house at 3 AM and scream at your face if you copy and paste the comment under me!

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for until hours she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person who reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best of your life

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Good for some other things

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Jesus? What are you doing here?!

Good for nuking!1111!!!!111

are you able to remake thi it really good but i think you can do better pleae wait why did i even write thi aaaaa

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um i should better run when i spawn this latex beast

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