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Lose something, Eh?
*Thud*
Got it!
Come to negotiate eh, have you, ya slimy GIT?
Look what I got.
I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt.
AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IT!
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"If you don't want it, give it back."
"... NO."
-Jar of Dirt for Ten Hours
Seen the movie
Tsukasa: Er.. *Throws Jarate onto Osaka*
Osaka: Is this... MY GOD!!! *ragequits*
Aki and Misao: Alrighty then! *Splits Ui from the main Jarate-dirt-fight*
BOMBS AWAY! *chucks dirt and Jarate at ui*
Ui: F*ck This!!! *ragequits*
Aki and Misao: Yeah, hahah! *Chases Ui off the battlefield!*
Konata: What was what? *covers mugi with more Jarate*
Azusa: Just mugi being a coward *misses with a thrown dirt* Rats!
Tsukasa: JARATE! *throws jarate, the jarate hits a beehive and the beehive ends up stuck on yui's head!*
Yui: OH NO, NOT THE BEES! Augh, MY EYES! I HATE BEES! *jumps into a pool of water and then back out* More Dirt and Jarate, Less Bees! *gets Jarated* Where did that come from?
Konata: Heads Up! *throws more Jarate onto yui!*
Mugi: *coughing* STOP IT!! I'M GETTING DIRT IN MY EYES!
Yui: ONEE CHAN HELP MEEEEEEE!
Ui: Here I come....(gets quickly drenched in dirt and jarate)
Haruhi: *throws dirt* A NEW CHALLENGER HAS ENTERED THE ARENA!
Konata: Aw Hell NO!!! *Jarates Haruhi* Stay out of this!
Haruhi: Oh, Okay... *walks away*
Kagami: Konata, did you just...
Tsukasa: Never mind that, ritsu is asking for...
Konata: MORE JARATE!!!
Ritsu: Aw Piss... *gets covered in Jarate!*
Konata: And That, FUCKHEAD, was for calling us "F*cking Imbiciles"!
Miyuki: *to herself* why is this not a snowball fight?
Miyuki's 2nd Thoughts: *to Miyuki* Obviously, it would be freezing!
Tsukasa: Miyuki, don't drift off now, we've got dirt and jarate to throw!
Miyuki: Huhwhatzat? Oh, right, we've still to win this. *covers mio in Jarate*
*kagami, now covered in piss, turns the middle finger towards konata and sticks a second one up*
Kagami: Where the hell did you get that from?
Konata: The Mann Co. Store.
Kagami: How-*gets interrupted by Konata*
Konata: I bumped into the Heavy. An adventure ensued!
Miyuki: I've spotted the K-on band, what do we do?
Tsukasa and Konata: Throw dirt and Jarate at them, of course!
Kagami: ...If you say so...
*konata, tsukasa, kagami and miyuki cover yui, mugi, mio and ritsu in Jarate!*
Azusa: What's going on?
Konata: THROW THE DIRT!!!
*azusa gets buried in thrown jars of dirt!*
Konata: Take THAT!
Tsukasa: ONEE CHAN! I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIRT, I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIRT! *Throws it on Kagami*
*kagami sticks her middle finger up at tsukasa*
this is epic