Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

The random treat
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Grape Juice Gaming 2024 年 12 月 11 日 上午 9:36 
Heals a random amount of HP and gives you a random effect from the following (best to worst):
-uber charge
-crit
-minicrit
-vaccinator sheild
-Bonk effect
-invisible
-nothing
-slowdown
-mad milked
-jarated
-burn
-bleed
senjv 2019 年 10 月 4 日 下午 8:12 
quote: Protect your medic, he is in huge danger.
cachemir. 2019 年 9 月 16 日 上午 8:54 
Thats very cool
jorkin my peanits 2019 年 8 月 17 日 下午 8:53 
A random quote: You are now attacking/defending. The teams have been autobalanced.
Pinstead 2019 年 8 月 17 日 下午 7:16 
friggin large, an absolute UNIT of a fortune cookie, big enough to tell a prophecy rather than a fortune

nice
Oli_via 2018 年 11 月 16 日 下午 2:07 
Thats A big fortune cookie :csgohelmet:
ColdFlight 2018 年 11 月 7 日 上午 11:16 
I honestly can't think of anyone who opens a fortune cookies like that lmao
Naranja 2018 年 10 月 21 日 上午 2:17 
Add this: YOUR MEDIC DIED BECAUSE HE NEEDED THE COOKIE AND YOU ATE IT GOOD JOB FATMAN -Scout
Tux_In_blue 2018 年 10 月 19 日 下午 9:01 
i think it should give a random effect that is in the current biuld of tf2. the rares effects being kritz/ slowdown for a few seconds maybe something like this( worst effect to best). explode(super rare), slowdown, bleed, mini crits on self, nothing, health per second, random resistance, mini critz, regular kritz for 10 seconds (super rare).
Cookie Commodities 2018 年 7 月 8 日 上午 11:14 
Actually I dont.
Metric 2018 年 7 月 3 日 上午 9:23 
WHO EATS A FORTUNE COOKIE LIKE THAT
Stefano (BackToGetCommissions) 2018 年 7 月 3 日 上午 1:26 
Skin?
BigManMark 2018 年 7 月 2 日 下午 5:35 
an idea a random effect for the coockie adding a fortune effect to put it away from a normal sandvich
Rale 2018 年 7 月 2 日 上午 5:47 
Why is the thumbnail blurred and 'not considered for all audiences'?
Three Punch Mann 2018 年 7 月 2 日 上午 5:27 
"Eat sandwich, get strong."
fluury 2018 年 7 月 2 日 上午 5:10 
confirmed lewd fortune cookie
Extra Ram 2018 年 7 月 2 日 上午 1:50 
Damn, must be some risqué fortunes
BossBTL 2018 年 7 月 2 日 上午 12:56 
'content not appropriate for all audiences', and the thumbnail is blocked

what the ♥♥♥♥ valve, i know your changing your policy for games, but for workshop too?
The 2018 年 7 月 1 日 下午 7:08 
make one of the fortunes turn you into a powerful Fist heavy that 3 shots heavies and you gain speed but it drains your health at 7 health every second and lasts for 20 seconds. like the thing could say "you will gain great physical strength, at a cost" so like a side grade steak and that is only one of the randomized fortunes. volvo pls add this. (also if you can respond and give me feedback that could be great ^-^)
Box Man 2018 年 7 月 1 日 下午 4:57 
When the medic gives to you. You must give back.
Ok Daddy 2018 年 7 月 1 日 上午 11:41 
ancient chinese secret?
Lactose The Intolerant (spooky) 2018 年 7 月 1 日 上午 8:42 
Random crits are fair and balanced add this pls volvo
FreakAZoid 2018 年 7 月 1 日 上午 8:06 
Valve please add this
Alexco 2018 年 7 月 1 日 上午 4:08 
Really creative and cool!
Bufflehead 2018 年 7 月 1 日 上午 1:13 
Everyone hates this being random, it needs to be consistent
bardolan 2018 年 7 月 1 日 上午 1:10 
I think it's a chance to make a special feature or something like that.
Bufflehead 2018 年 7 月 1 日 上午 1:07 
This would seem weird if it is a sandvich reskin because all you'll eat is a small amount of the thin outer shell. It would seem odd for that to grant the same amount of health as a sandwich or a banana. I think it would best fit the chocolate bar.
I don't want it to have new stats, heavy already has 4 unique edible items.
Keomi 2018 年 6 月 30 日 下午 8:28 
lol I hope that when they actually implement this the words on the fortune either does nothing, gives you a debuff/buff.
Vipes 2018 年 6 月 30 日 下午 8:15 
Fun fact. Many flavors make up a Fortune Cookie, some that may even surprise you. One being the zest of an orange while the other being the sweet creaminess of chocolate.
Can you figure out the rest?
r2d2401 2018 年 6 月 30 日 下午 7:16 
Here's a fortune quote: "Ask again later"
What are you doing?! 2018 年 6 月 30 日 下午 7:07 
Sandvich makes you strong, but together with team makes you strongest mann
pinæpple 2018 年 6 月 30 日 下午 7:00 
i didnt ask for a history lesson
Glowstick 2018 年 6 月 30 日 下午 6:56 
Funny thing is fortune cookies aren't even Chinese. They were first invented in the US. Now if it was a moon cake however, that would be another story.
Poop Protocol 2018 年 6 月 30 日 下午 6:50 
Thow shalt not carry baby guns for baby team mates
pinæpple 2018 年 6 月 30 日 下午 6:14 
for the animation the heavy should rip the cookie in half and read it
Coolchou Zhao 2018 年 6 月 30 日 下午 5:54 
Nope nvm
Coolchou Zhao 2018 年 6 月 30 日 下午 5:54 
Is this the next wallet stealing case?