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If rick and morty has million number of fans i am one of them . if rick and morty has ten fans i am one of them. if rick and morty have only one fan and that is me . if rick and morty has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth . if world against the rick and morty, i am against the world. i love #rickandmorty till my last breath.. .. Die Hard fan of rick and morty . Hit Like If you Think rick and morty Best show & Smart In the world

I’m tall, good looking, charismatic, and there’s nothing your pathetic, ignorant troll attempt that can undo the reality of my awesome life. The fact that you have to be a tryhard just lets me know the truth, your projecting your inceldom and tiny penis issues onto me because you can’t swallow the bitter pill that you’re nothing, nobody, and will probably die that way. Your attempts are entertaining for sure, and you have dug your hole so deep that that there is no way for you to deny, I am the one who struck the nerve in YOU. Hahaha. Submit, peon.

😂😂😂😂 are you still trying to troll me, my guy? Your troll is unsuccessful because I’m living the life you wish. You have to lie to an internet stranger. Kid, I’ve got more friends than you, I’m probably better at guitar than you, better at drums for sure, I’ve got a hot ass gf, financial security, and As I said, a wide and tight knit social circle. You keep saying i can’t comprehend what you are talking about and I’m just cracking the ♥♥♥♥ up since you don’t know what you’re talking about. I was just perusing the conference website from the conference I attended a few weeks ago and reminiscing at how many contacts I made because many people wanted to be chatting with me.

I was playing Minecraft with my girlfriend who I met playing fortnite. She has a deep voice (like a boy) which is kinda weird, but she said she’s just sick. We were on my survival world and in my bedroom hiding from the creepers. Then we got into my bed and took off our armor because it was bedtime and we were scared of the dark and monsters. My mom walked in at the worst time cause my pants just fell down! I was sitting in my gaming chair then my pants fell off cause they were too big. I tried really hard to grab and pull them back up but I ended up just grabbing and pulling my peepee! I told her that but she didn’t believe me - she thinks I did something gross! Help, what do I do?

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Cheese is a dairy product derived from milk that is produced in a wide range of flavors, textures, and forms by coagulation of the milk protein casein. It comprises proteins and fat from milk, usually the milk of cows, buffalo, goats, or sheep. During production, the milk is usually acidified, and adding the enzyme rennet causes coagulation. The solids are separated and pressed into final form.[1] Some cheeses have molds on the rind, the outer layer, or throughout. Most cheeses melt at cooking temperature.

Hundreds of types of cheese from various countries are produced. Their styles, textures and flavors depend on the origin of the milk (including the animal's diet), whether they have been pasteurized, the butterfat content, the bacteria and mold, the processing, and aging. Herbs, spices, or wood smoke may be used as flavoring agents. The yellow to red color of many cheeses, such as Red Leicester, is produced by adding annatto. Other ingredients may be added to some cheeses, such as black pepper, garlic, chives or cranberries.

For a few cheeses, the milk is curdled by adding acids such as vinegar or lemon juice. Most cheeses are acidified to a lesser degree by bacteria, which turn milk sugars into lactic acid, then the addition of rennet completes the curdling. Vegetarian alternatives to rennet are available; most are produced by fermentation of the fungus Mucor miehei, but others have been extracted from various species of the Cynara thistle family. Cheesemakers near a dairy region may benefit from fresher, lower-priced milk, and lower shipping costs.

Cheese is valued for its portability, long life, and high content of fat, protein, calcium, and phosphorus. Cheese is more compact and has a longer shelf life than milk, although how long a cheese will keep depends on the type of cheese; labels on packets of cheese often claim that a cheese should be consumed within three to five days of opening. Generally speaking, hard cheeses, such as parmesan last longer than soft cheeses, such as Brie or goat's milk cheese. The long storage life of some cheeses, especially when encased in a protective rind, allows selling when markets are favorable.

There is some debate as to the best way to store cheese, but some experts[who?] say that wrapping it in cheese paper provides optimal results. Cheese paper is coated in a porous plastic on the inside, and the outside has a layer of wax. This specific combination of plastic on the inside and wax on the outside protects the cheese by allowing condensation on the cheese to be wicked away while preventing moisture from within the cheese escaping.[2]

A specialist seller of cheese is sometimes known as a cheesemonger. Becoming an expert in this field requires some formal education and years of tasting and hands-on experience, much like becoming an expert in wine or cuisine. The cheesemonger is responsible for all aspects of the cheese inventory: selecting the cheese menu, purchasing, receiving, storage, and ripening

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I was squeezing my pee pee again and now it's really hard. I don't want to tell my mom because I'm a big boy and she shouldn't see my pee pee but I don't know what to do. My big brother says it's cancer and I'm gonna die and I think he's right I'm crying now help me please

Plus after this, in the Netflix-original series Boss Baby: Back in Business, Boss Baby is constipated for an entire day yet is able to survive without the need of medical care, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to remain constipated for an entire day without hospitalization. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.

Boss Baby is the most powerful being in the universe. First according to the height of a super colossal big fat boss baby (which is 10 feet on average) Boss Baby is 1/2 super colossal big fat boss babys tall, which means he is a godly size of 5 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the movie, you know there is a scene where Tim Templeton has a tape of Boss Baby’s meeting with the other babies and Boss Baby drives the toy police car to chase Tim. The movie then switches to slow-motion footage, yet Boss Baby still appears to move at a normal speed. According to the speed of an average police car (70 mph) and the size of the police car according to his ankle, Boss Baby can perceive and move at such a speed that the police car only moves 3.5 miles per hour, 5% of its original speed.

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Many people complain that light mode is too bright, in the dark but why are you using it in the dark, go to sleep or turn on you lights, you weirdo I think everyone should use light mode on discord i have been using for almost a week and know don't understand why this isn't the default the light mode is unique in the way that it makes you feel almost like an oreo, the sidebar is black the rest is white colours are more prominent and they look beautiful, a clear result of careful ui by the developers they have carefully handcrafted each hex colour with the decision to make light mode the best the text at first I wished was darker but know i appreciate the aesthetic easy on the eyes font colour The other sidebar with the users on the right is a slightly darker off white colour truelly a master stroke making it easy on the eyes Many people complain that light mode is too bright, in the dark but why are you using it in the dark, go to sleep or turn on you lights, you weirdo

I reserve my brain's processing power for more important tasks. I personally consider a matter as trivial and inconsequential as spelling a mere waste of resources. I do not often choose to waste resources. In fact, I often exclusively allocate my mental random-access memory to profitable and productive tasks, such as indulging in the recreational activity known as Minecraft; it is an open-world game developed my Mojang, now in the possession of the more prominent establishment known as Microsoft, but I digress. The mere mention of expending priceless processing power on banal matters such as spelling disgusts me, and I hereby implore you to refrain from amending my speech. Have an otherwise pleasurable day, fellow individual, for I must now divert my attention to more significant matters.

I know that a lot of people want to catch em' all, but my job is a much bigger challenge. It is my goal to masturbate to all 807 Pokemon, plain and simple. I usually try to do it twice a day, regardless of the difficulties. At the end, I always win. I go on places like Deviantart, rule 34 and, occasionally e621 in order to achieve this massive goal, and when I finally do, I will become a Pokemon Master. Sometimes, it is easy. I can come in five minutes looking at Gardevoir or Lopunny pornos. Sometimes I come across major challenges that I have to overcome, in the case of Garbodor and Magikarp especially. I have to imagine the wet, sloppy fish mouth sucking on my ♥♥♥♥ without thinking about the actual fish itself. It is very hard, but the satisfaction you get when you achieve victory is immense.

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a ♥♥♥♥ on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go.

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I thought not. It's not a story the Fortnite Youtubers would tell you. It's a Reddit legend. BlueHole was the producer of the PLAYERUNKOWN's BATTLEGROUNDS, so powerful and so wise they could use the Internet to influence the legal terms team to create… absurd sues. They had such a knowledge of the lawsuits, they could even keep the ones he cared about from bankruptcy. They became so powerful… the only thing they was afraid of was losing their optimization, which eventually, of course, they did. Unfortunately, they taught their apprentice, Epic Games, everything they knew, then their apprentice killed him in their sleep. Ironic. They could save others from optimization problems, but not themselves.

So I was in the local McDonald's earlier having a big patriot meal. Lots of cheeseburgers, fries, and chicken nuggets (all American obviously) didn’t serve Budweiser so I had to bring some cans with me.

Then this muslamic comes along calling himself muramed or something and asked if the meat was Halwal or something tables flipped, kids crying, women screaming I told that jackass that this is MURICA and we don’t have halesh or whatever it’s called and if he didn’t like it, he knows where the door is, then he told me he was on ramdam or something had to punch his lights out there and then Everyone stood up clapping and cheering. Made me proud to be a Southern American

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I’m crying now, praying. God, Allah, Buddha please help me. I curl up on the floor. There’s nothing I can do now. And then it happens. The chorus plays. The girls in my class open their mouths. The screams of the damned, the shrieks of the tortured fill my ears and bounce around my skull. My eardrums rupture, blood leaking out. I try to scream, but no sound comes out. I can only sit there, violently shaking as it happens to me. After what seems like hours, it’s finally over. I try to move, but I cannot make myself. My brain shuts down as my vision fades to black. I muster the last of my energy, uttering the accursed word.

So today in Spanish class, my teacher told us that we would be listening to a song in Spanish. Already, I began to tremble. I had a bad feeling about this. “Which one?” I ask shakily, not wanting to hear the answer. “Despacito” She responds. I begin to hyperventilate. My worst fears have been realized. I fade in and out of conciseness. I clamp my palms over my ears, but I know it’s futile. The song plays.