Crusader Kings II

Crusader Kings II

The Holy Hand Grenade
62 条留言
Catfish 2022 年 2 月 7 日 下午 4:06 
you can start ck2 in 936, the events of mpathg happen in 932, they are only 4 years appart
Hare 2022 年 1 月 24 日 下午 4:15 
i dont see a lset of rules/guidelines for throwing the grenade.
Blåmannen 2020 年 11 月 28 日 上午 10:33 
It is indeed, a very nice and succulent meme.
[yep]Thmyris 2020 年 7 月 24 日 上午 4:50 
nice meme
kalliades21 2020 年 7 月 15 日 上午 5:40 
nvm i checked the mod file for the id, its all good
kalliades21 2020 年 7 月 15 日 上午 5:29 
is there a command to start to event,
i got the event and alt tabbed out and the game stopped responding so i had to go back and i didnt get the event
LordHighPing 2020 年 5 月 20 日 下午 7:43 
all i can hear when i see this mod is "bring fourth the holy hand grenade" from king Arthur (Monty python's quest for the holy grail)
1am8and1t0 2020 年 5 月 16 日 上午 7:24 
YEET
Purplepineapple  [作者] 2019 年 9 月 29 日 上午 4:43 
@Kelix Katz
Yes, there's no reason it shouldn't work.
01A3-91C-2789B11F "Vala" 2019 年 9 月 28 日 下午 2:44 
still works?
GAULT.57 2018 年 10 月 22 日 上午 9:44 
LOVE IT SINCE PLAYED FALLOUT2:B1:
gwenmato 2018 年 10 月 14 日 上午 4:53 
Im going to kill killer rabbits now.
thanks for this great mod good sir.
Purplepineapple  [作者] 2018 年 10 月 12 日 上午 4:33 
@VibroMan
I'll tweak it a bit later, thanks for the feedback :).
VibroMan 2018 年 10 月 12 日 上午 2:12 
I do love this mod, but the spawn rate is way too high when playing high-learning characters. Doubly so for the Beast event - I'm currently playing a game where 5 of my 7 kings have been named "the Legendary" from it. Is it possible to tweak it down or something?
Purplepineapple  [作者] 2018 年 8 月 13 日 下午 3:27 
@Kirron 999
The weak grenade has no limit, its just meant to be rare since you can easily get zealous or 20+ learning.
The Antioch grenade uses the vanilla startup spawns. Only 1 will spawn on the owner of Antioch at the beggining of the game. There is no event that spawns it.
Kirron 2018 年 8 月 13 日 下午 3:12 
Just a question but is there a maximum number of times the weak grenade can spawn? My game's been running for 240 ish years and I've had the grenade twice during that time, for one to three generations each before it's destroyed by a cynic. Also I recently captured Antioch and am wondering how long it takes for the event to start that spawns it, or does having a custom ruler completely prevent the good grenade from spawning?

Maybe as a backup for ironman games and stuff you can create a decision that spawns the grenade?
Amara 2018 年 8 月 1 日 下午 7:46 
you had me so scared i soiled my armor
fanyogs 2018 年 6 月 23 日 上午 3:42 
>1, 2, 5!
>3 sir!
>3!
Hate Bear 2018 年 6 月 22 日 下午 8:41 
>have we got bows?
...
>we HAVE the Holy Hand Grenade!
fanyogs 2018 年 6 月 22 日 上午 6:29 
you can however use the console command add_artifact hand_grenade_of_antioch_permanent
fanyogs 2018 年 6 月 22 日 上午 6:28 
i found the problem.
if you do a custom ruler with the ruler designer then the holy hand grenade of antioch doesn't spawn.
Purplepineapple  [作者] 2018 年 6 月 22 日 上午 5:58 
@nikro412956
You should spawn with it if you directly own Antioch at the beginning of the game. Non-event artifact spawning only works on new games, doesn't work if you install the mod in the middle of a playthrough.
fanyogs 2018 年 6 月 22 日 上午 3:36 
so how do you get the good hand grenade when you own antioch at the beginning of the game?
cestefani00 2018 年 5 月 12 日 上午 6:04 
We watched Monty Python in school after reading King Arthur.
牙牙的娇妻 2018 年 5 月 11 日 上午 11:21 
6666666
Human72 2018 年 5 月 10 日 下午 5:56 
punny. though could anyone else get it after the first apprearnce of the whole thing.
Твой Кошак 2018 年 5 月 10 日 上午 10:54 
ё212
Yinyan 2018 年 5 月 9 日 下午 5:54 
oh how i love Monty Python.
The Goosler 2018 年 5 月 9 日 下午 1:37 
"1... 2... 5!"
"3, sir!"
"3!!"
Weather Man 2018 年 5 月 8 日 下午 4:44 
BROTHER MAYNARD:
Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one

SECOND BROTHER:
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy."
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--

MAYNARD:
Skip a bit, Brother

SECOND BROTHER:
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."



Lordacedron 2018 年 5 月 8 日 下午 3:18 
OMG REFFERENCE!!!!!!
Alpharius 2018 年 5 月 8 日 下午 1:39 
You just need to count to 3

1....2....5!
Chrom 2018 年 5 月 8 日 上午 6:37 
One rabbit stew coming right up!
GamesCooky 2018 年 5 月 8 日 上午 1:53 
Hallelujah! Kaboom!!!
WoldyR 2018 年 5 月 8 日 上午 12:13 
dont be silly, its just a RABBIT! i´m not scared of any little rabbit
Species 8472 2018 年 5 月 7 日 上午 5:58 
Bring out the holy hand grenade!
MickyBill 2018 年 5 月 7 日 上午 4:10 
You, Sir, are a damn hero.
2kotos2 2018 年 5 月 7 日 上午 4:06 
Святая граната прилетит куда надо!!!
76561198148577520 2018 年 5 月 6 日 下午 8:38 
strange beast eh? Monty python reference anyone?
Cpt_Winters_ 2018 年 5 月 6 日 下午 4:19 
I want that picture as a poster for my wall
... 2018 年 5 月 6 日 下午 2:45 
звучит неплохо
Bergie 2018 年 5 月 6 日 上午 11:02 
Was talking about the Ottoman sack, not the crusader one.
nsinger998 2018 年 5 月 6 日 上午 10:44 
*Chants latin nonsense while banging his head every so often on a stone tablet*
Heliphyneau 2018 年 5 月 6 日 上午 7:48 
Brilliant! Bloody BRILLIANT!!! Thank you Auirus for bestowing this most sacred of relics upon the faithful :steamhappy:
Quartztemple93 2018 年 5 月 6 日 上午 5:51 
You will find that the sack of constantinople was in 1204 in the fourth crusade causing a civil war to last until 1461
coeurdelion 2018 年 5 月 5 日 下午 11:48 
"I have so many mods," I thought. "I need to cut down. I should be more picky about mods. I'm not gonna download this one, no matter how hilarious it is." And then I was implicitly promised a killer rabbit.

OK, you win...
Darth Invictus 2018 年 5 月 5 日 下午 7:16 
And the Lord spake, saying, First shall thou take out the Holy Pin.

Then, shalt thou count to three, no more,
no less.

Three shalt be the number thou shalt
count, and the number of the counting
shalt be three.

Four shalt thou not count,
nor either count thou two, excepting that
thou then proceed to three.

Five is right out.

Once the number three,
being the third number, be reached, then
lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of
Antioch towards thy foe, who being
naughty in my sight, shall snuf it.
FrostNova 2018 年 5 月 5 日 下午 6:16 
"That's right! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!"
UnknownVariable 2018 年 5 月 5 日 下午 5:00 
Lol Monty Python
Saint Lucia 2018 年 5 月 5 日 下午 3:50 
Finally I can stop that blasted bastard of rabbit from killing my characters all the time! thanks :)