Perfect.

lmfao

oh jesus, i can't- **laughs**

The hause is on fira

- Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there?

Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams?

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Ah superintendent Chalmers, welcome. I hope you're ready for an unforgettable dungeon.

Idea: Chalmers as Dorian for some Necrodancer fight action. Also Agnes as player 2.

Doesn't look like Skinner at all..

If possible, can you make player two chalmers with his own voice lines?
I can settle for just the reskin if the voices aren't possible.

Hamburguejas al vapor

S T E A M D H A M S

STEAMED HAMS

Cafeteria workers HATE him
Local Man exposes secret to an unforgettable luncheon,
Learn the 20$ trick to his stunning results
LEARN THE TRUTH NOW

*Unforgettable luncheon*

i'm so pissed off i didn't think of that idea.

How about the real Seymour Skinner (and not Armin Tamzarian) as the clone?

A U R O R A B O R E A L I S

S T E A M E D H A M S

Mmmmmmm! Steamed Clams!

A U R O R A B O R E A L I S

no no, i said steamed B E A T S

Finally a mod for the actual ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game I paid for

g e y

this made me HAVE SEX

steamy like his hams

thanks i hate it