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Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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Wintermute 2018 年 1 月 5 日 下午 1:28 
Taking an arrow to the knee was a metaphor for getting married in ye olden days, and is likely where this actually clever and good guard line originated.
Frundor 2017 年 10 月 25 日 下午 4:58 
michaelaus69: Yeah, or punnishment for saying that i smell like a wet dog!
Maybe Hircine´s wild hunt for those guards? :D
michaelaus69 2017 年 10 月 14 日 下午 9:06 
I wish you had the same mod mentioning that they are reforming the Dawnguard. But this one is fun to use too.
Ariksbane 2017 年 9 月 12 日 下午 5:54 
Very Nice.........maybe if the guards would behave the god would appreciate them. This is great!
CrazeyAkira 2017 年 7 月 25 日 下午 11:26 
This is probably one of the best mods out there!
Jaceper 2016 年 12 月 24 日 下午 2:48 
Lol This broke "Blood on ice" for me
Wild East in the West 2016 年 11 月 26 日 下午 2:57 
its not working for me...:steamsad:
DOOM 2016 年 11 月 18 日 下午 2:45 
guards arent needed for quests lol
Kermit The Frog 2016 年 11 月 5 日 上午 9:20 
Gets Mod
Loves it
Halfway through the game realize lightning killed guard I needed for quest
Have to go back several missions to undo
:steamsalty:
betzchris69 2016 年 10 月 29 日 下午 7:08 
nice
Ulysses 2016 年 10 月 17 日 上午 2:12 
this doesnt work...
revans0319 2016 年 10 月 15 日 下午 11:58 
ALL HAIL Turn_on_a_dime! HAIL HIM WITH GREAT PRAISE
...seriously, though, are you the head of some cult I can join? Great work.
Hathwaythere 2016 年 9 月 28 日 上午 3:41 
@PKMNTrainerSteve YES
AzureSky 2016 年 9 月 27 日 下午 5:02 
Maybe make a version where they get pummeled by hundreds of arrows aimed directly at both of their knees?
(Z) Austerion79 2016 年 9 月 9 日 下午 9:24 
Perfección :'v
InspireSmoke13 2016 年 8 月 27 日 下午 2:32 
Thank you sir,all my respects for this mod:steamhappy:
The BlackVision 2016 年 7 月 20 日 下午 7:43 
This deserves a medal. A video of a guard getting a lightning bolt to the knee for mistakenly mentioning the words would make life complete.
Cheeki Breeki 2016 年 6 月 27 日 下午 12:30 
My hero...
mintberrycrunch 2016 年 5 月 28 日 下午 11:41 
you sir have saved my characters live GOD BLESS YOU SIR BOD BLESS *CRYING* *CRYING*
Arken 2016 年 5 月 23 日 下午 10:19 
Make them fall to their knees insted?
lucia 2016 年 3 月 27 日 上午 8:35 
Watch out for guards you need alive!
BugBundles 2016 年 3 月 7 日 下午 2:18 
nice
Lilian 2016 年 2 月 20 日 上午 8:09 
Arrow 2 the knee has finally been stooped!
piercepd 2016 年 1 月 22 日 下午 12:20 
Love it but it does screw up the Blood on the Ice quest in Windhelm as it kills the guard to whom you have to report!
Warrior Priest of Sugmar 2016 年 1 月 20 日 上午 8:24 
I love it. I would definitely love others for the annoying things guards say
Hathwaythere 2016 年 1 月 8 日 下午 5:30 
I used to be alive like you but then I said ...(shivers) those forsaken words
Zack_Hart 2015 年 12 月 28 日 下午 2:16 
I used to be an adventurer like you then i took an arrow in the AHHHHH
Bit 2015 年 12 月 14 日 下午 7:59 
I used to be a Hold Gaurd like you, but then i took a lightning bolt to my everything
Angin 2015 年 11 月 29 日 上午 3:03 
it doesn't work for me. Is it because i have italian version of the game?
RED /(Weber)\ 2015 年 11 月 8 日 上午 12:21 
This is important, so I'm subscribing.
Azzule 2015 年 10 月 24 日 上午 7:15 
k thx
Turn_on_a_Dime  [作者] 2015 年 10 月 21 日 下午 7:46 
Most mods will be compatible, especially simple ones like these
Azzule 2015 年 10 月 21 日 下午 3:51 
Just curious, i just purchased DG and going through all my mods to see if they're compatible or have a DG version.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [作者] 2015 年 10 月 21 日 下午 3:48 
Why wouldn't it be?
Azzule 2015 年 10 月 21 日 下午 3:46 
DG compatible?
Santa Bison Zabi 2015 年 9 月 21 日 下午 4:51 
Best mod ever.

Seriously, it amazes me to this day that people found this generic expository dialogue remotely funny. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tend to congregate on the dumbest ♥♥♥♥ though and I cringe since I associate the phrase with them.
Mopwater 2015 年 9 月 20 日 上午 7:05 
I used to be an adventurer like you.. then i took an arrow to the kn- STFU NOBODY CARES!
Power King 2015 年 9 月 9 日 上午 9:51 
This is hilarious.
Microsoft Paint 2015 年 9 月 1 日 下午 10:14 
my adventure with this mod
1. download dragonborn castle
2. spam talk to the guards
3. get ebony stuff at level 2
4. sell extra armor and swords for $$$
Rook 2015 年 8 月 30 日 下午 5:22 
Arrow to the knee eh? Whelp... Ya get the Thunderbolt!
Tomoko 2015 年 8 月 30 日 上午 6:04 
Kahjiit used to be adventurer like you. Then Kahjiit found a ball of yarn and stopped adventuring. To this day, Kahjiit does not know what is so appealing in that ball of yarn...

-Moonpath to Elsweyr
Fennikk 2015 年 8 月 24 日 下午 4:56 
I useto be a knee like you, then I got an adventurer to the arrow
LastRaven 2015 年 8 月 11 日 下午 10:10 
i used to be an advenurer like you, but then i shot some asshat with an arrow in the knee. i think he has ptsd or something....
Megidorino 2015 年 8 月 9 日 下午 2:56 
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a lightning bolt to the knee...















Gets sniped with an arrow to the elbow*
Yeazzal 2015 年 8 月 9 日 下午 1:05 
I used to be an adventurer like you, then i was hit with an arrow. As a matter of fact my knee was the one hit.
Lurtle 2015 年 7 月 23 日 下午 1:01 
Very useful for fulfilling that temptation to have the guards killed without bounty :tgrin:
Nkrumah 2015 年 7 月 18 日 上午 10:11 
Would subscribe to this, but I took an Arrow to the... *Zap*
pheonixwolfgirl 2015 年 7 月 6 日 上午 6:45 
So exactly which divine is punishing them for the "arrow to the knee" comment?
Jak Fury 2015 年 6 月 30 日 下午 2:14 
BEST MOD EVER!
EOTeal 2015 年 6 月 17 日 上午 7:12 
This is the best mod in existance