This does remind me a bit of the Tikis from Finding Nemo.

this will go perfectly with the aloha apparel and the last straw

>>>>>>>>Call it "Jungle Juice"<<<<<<<<<<

It's a good idea, but the model isn't very noticeable. Maybe use some brighter colors

This could be a nice drink-weapon. +1 Approval.

Need a bumpmap and better AO added to it, buddy. While the model looks decent, textures could use a bit more work. Also, I recommend starting to upload to Sketchfab so people can get a 3D view of it, then share it via this post.