Here is my take on Team Rocket's wrestling intro:

Jessie: "Prepare for trouble!"

James: "To suffer shameful defeat!"

Jessie: "We're heels to the end!"

James: "Inciting nuclear heat!"

Jessie: "To protect the ratings from devastation!"

James: "To claim all championships on your station!"

Jessie: "To trounce the babyfaces you all love!"

James: "To extend our fame to the stars above!"

"Jessie!"/"James!"

Jessie: "Team Rocket pinning opponents at the speed of light!"

James: "Surrender now, you won't win this fight!"

A good reason to make a Mixed Tag Team Title, though the Women's Tag Team title on TNA was last held by ODB and Eric Young, so James may fit perfectly into that title picture.

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