[Hey kiddos, it’s your friendly neighborhood regeneratin’ degenerate here, and I’ve got news juicier than a chimichanga dipped in salsa.

What’s New?

Healing Factor in a Can! (Okay, technically a syringe… don’t drink it, you weirdo.)
You can now buy my healing factor from exotic traders. Yep, shady guys with cloaks and questionable hygiene now stock me-in-a-needle.

Cook It Yourself, Breaking Bad Style!
Fire up your local drug lab (don’t worry, the DEA doesn’t exist here… yet) and craft your very own healing factor injectors. No hazmat suit required, but c’mon—style points.

So yeah—now you too can heal like me… assuming you don’t mind possible side effects like smugness, unstoppable sass, and occasional immortality.

Now go stab yourself in the arm for fun AND profit!]: Update on 8/13/2025 4:58:09 PM.

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