*Actually* fixed the precaching issue. I don't want to know why, and I don't want to know how the crashing bug was fixed with the original script I used to precache sounds not working at all, but whatever.

There should no longer be any issues with the sounds not playing.

Raised volume of all sounds by 6 decibels to match the overall volume of the default horde sound.

Attempt at fixing suspected crash by creating script that explicitly precaches each sound file.