Thanks to the help of ADM, Log Friend has learned to accept the height advantage of sitting on tables.

Log Friend can now be placed on tables!
Log Friend smuggling is still rampant, Log Friend can no longer by found being smuggled by Corvus and Pearl, but rumour has it a certain wooly trader can still be found smuggling Log Friends rarely...

After like, 6 attempts, I whooped Log Friend's ass in chess.

He agreed to stop consuming hat durability. Everyone say "Thank you Liz and Sho".

Brand new Winter's Feast patch!

Not a lot, but a small new feature to spice up those ol'... fart logs.
Log Friend is now able to wear hats. Yay. Yipee.

On top of that, Log Friend has been fed extra well this time of year, so expect more farts than usual.
PATCH NOTES:
-Log Friend farts.
-Log Friend can wear hats.
-Log Friend can survive one more hammer strike. You abusive jerk.
-Log Friend now shows his true colors when rifts are open. (Visual only.)

Until next time.

Typo? What typo.

Log Friend is slightly less tasty to Wood consumers now.

Log Friend should now properly play Hide and Seek with you.
Should you wish to opt out of Hide and Seek, let your Log Friend sit with Chester.
Note: IA players, Packim works as well.