Not actually an update, but just a clarification: This isn't an April Fools joke, that's a stupid tradition and I don't care if that's a hot take, you can suck on my chewstick.

Re-buffed the de-buff I didn't mean to include publicly. That was me playing with actual balance and not intended for public release yet. I think that now, however the rebalance is ready. I think. I still want it to be overpowered, but not to the point of making everything ever completely trivial.