Very recently I was getting some food out of my fridge when one of my milk cartons attempted to shank me. Luckly enough, I was wearing my Soviet Gopnik Tracksuit which kept me alive. I'm creating this guide to warn people about the dangers of the milk they might have in their fridges

To avoid getting shanked, don't make the milk feel like it's in danger. Carefully remove what item you need from the fridge so the milk won't see you as a threat. If you have large groups of milk in one area, DO NOT APRROACH THEM!! Large milk groups are EXTREMELY dangerous and they can seriously injure or kill.

Be armed and ready. You never know when the milk will attack and it helps to be prepared. Have a gun or knife in your hand so the milk knows you're ready for it if it attacks. The bigger the gun or sharper the knife, the better

Keep the milk happy. Milk is like a girlfriend, if they're not happy, they're more likely to attack. To keep your milk happy, keep the milk that you think is more likely to attack at the back of the fridge, this way it's colder. Alternitavely, you can always keep all of your milk together (but not in big groups, this is how you'll be killed).

Hopefully you are fully aware of the dangers of milk. Usually milk isn't hostile, but in the case that it is, follow any of these steps.