Weeeeeeeeeellll
Kyle's mom's a b*tch, she's a big fat b*tch,
She's the biggest b*tch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid b*tch, if there ever was a b*tch,
She's a b*tch to all the boys and girls.

On Monday she's a b*tch,
On Tuesday she's a b*tch,
On Wednesday to Saturday she's a b*tch
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
She's a super King Kamehameha biyotch!

Come on! You all know the words!

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest b*tch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean ole b*tch, and she has stupid hair.
She's a b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch.

B*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch
She's a stupid b*tch! (Whoa!)
Kyle's mom's a b*tch
And she's such a dirty b*tch! (B*tch!)

Talk to kids around the world,
And it might go a little bit something like this:

凱子的媽媽是個潑婦, 她是基佬秘術大師, 我只想説, 摸了被她變潑婦!
Kǎizi de māmā shìgè pōfù, tā shì jī lǎo mìshù dàshī, wǒ zhǐ xiǎng shuō, mōle bèi tā biàn pōfù!
Elle est la plus grande chienne dans le monde entier,
Ze is een stom kutwijf, als er iemand een kutwijf was,
Yeye ni B*tch yote ya wavulana na wasichana.

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest b*tch in the whole wide world.

She's a mean ole b*tch, and she has stupid hair.
She's a b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch

B*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch.
She's a stupid b*tch!

Kyle's mom's a b*tch
And she's such a dirty b*tch!

I really mean it.
Kyle's mom, she's a big fat f*cking b*tch!
Big ole fat f*cking b*tch, Kyle's mom!
Yeah, Chaaaa!