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Gnomes are dicks...

Well, they are. Everybody knows that. So you might as well carry around a giant ♥♥♥♥ instead of a gnome. Makes sense, doesn't it.
The view model is made half transparent, because due to its ginormous proportions the ♥♥♥♥ covers half the screen when being carried.
Has giggle-bones. That's right, not jiggle-bones, but giggle-bones.

Recorded this conversation in game the other day:
Ellis: What the hell...
Coach: That ain't right...
Rochelle: Oh, I know what to do with that...
Nick: That's terrific, cupcake
Coach: That ain't right!
Rochelle: Uh... Oh... Ahhhhhhh...
Nick: Hang on, I'll help you!
Coach: THAT AIN"T RIGHT!
Ellis: Rochelle...
Nick: Ro...
Rochelle: Hmmmmmm...
Coach: THAT AIN"T RIGHT!!!!!!

This sequence occurs every once in a while at the shooting range where you can win the gnome in Dark Carnival. If you at first don't succeed, keep on trying! You may need to heal Rochelle afterwards though.


Well, my my my, pointless comments indeed. Who would have thought this would turn out to be such a source of amusement. To all you nay-sayers:
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In this game one has the option to disable gore, if one can't stomach the sight of bowels flying around, bodies torn to shreds, ripped off limbs, blood fountains, gaping wounds, burnt flesh, piles of corpses in pools of blood, and so on. As one has the option to NOT use an addon, to NOT even look at it, as well as to refrain from showcasing oneself as a little miss moral compass.
It's a game for adults. ESRB dubs it 17+, PEGI ups that a year to 18+. Everybody looking at this will have to have stated his or her age to Steam before being able to even do so, and if you're a kid that can't stand the sight of a phallus, well, you have lied about your age. If you are indeed an adult that can't stand the sight of a phallus, do look elsewhere then, you don't have to be here, nor do you have to spill your guts in the comments section.
There's plenty of mods in the workshop depicting phalli, in various shapes and forms, alongside with all the other mods that can be considered lewd the least. I dare say they were made and uploaded for the fun of it, and I assume used by people for the same reason, even though it's none of my concern why anybody would want to throw a dildo instead of a pipebomb. And there you go, it's none of my concern what someone else likes, nor do I feel the need to be a jackass about it. To each his, or her, own.

Stay tuned, more to come...