Use the worlds most rage inducing and annoying mods! Such as:

Loud and annoying music. Like sound guns!

Bombs. Big bombs prefferably.

Deadly NPC's. The quicker and deadiler the better!

Misleading Mods. Maybe a cake that's actually a bomb?

Lag Inducing Mods. Mods that take a LOT out of your computer!

And those were just for example!


You could also dance!

Are there still people there? Guess you can't send a mod to do a player's job, here are some way's YOU can ruin other people's fun!

Talk badly to anyone and everyone. The more bad words the better!

If people stand still for too long, their probably doing something either inside the game or out. Let's teach them a lesson by shooting them in the head with a deadly weapon!

Tell people you've got something you have to show them in some place on the map your playing on, like in gm_construct, tell people to go into the mirror room cause you got something cool like a

naked women player model

to show them.

Use the Remover Toolgun to erase something somebody was having fun with. It's really funny to watch somebody go "WTF HAPPENED!?!" when their car they were just driving vanishes right under their feet!

Turn on GODMODE! To access godmode, Press "`/~" by default to access the console, then just type in "godmode". I could think of a THOUSAND different ways of using this, one of them is:


If everyone left at this point, good work! IF not, don't worry! You've got more to learn!

This one will require a little bit more effort but if your a dedicated troll then this will definitly be worth it! Here's how to set it up:

#1:Go into your microphone settings


#2:Turn on Stereomix and whatever Microphone your using and set Stereomix to max.


#3:Once in the server hold the key that turns on your microphone. (X by default)


If done properly then everything everyone says or does will be echo'd loudly! Its the most annoying thing in the world!


Hold X or whatever key activates your microphone long enough and you'll have everyone gone in minutes. But wait...Some people are still here yelling at you? Fine, it's time to finish this!

This one is GARUNTEED to make everyone playing the map go CRAZY!





No seriously, the stuff we teached you before all combined would litterally make ANYONE lose their mind and disconnect!

I mean, If mods were going around wreaking havok, Someone was shooting people in the head and every single sound was echoing itself. Would you stay in the server?

This one you barely have to do anything for! This will make them so embarrassed that they personally want to leave the server! I mean, if you just said "Suq Maddiq" in front of everyone on the server. You would leave too!

Fun fact:Guns (Particularly the Magnum) blow you back just a little bit! So if their standing on an edge, you can push them off! What the chat said's just looks like he killed himself. Then all you have to do i make a big deal out of it! Say stuff like "Why did you kill your self like that?" Make sure to shoot them in the head if your doing this.

Funny names! Here's a list of names that are good to change your name to. If you don't understand any of them, say it out loud.

• Mike Hunt
  
• Mike Hawk
  
• Mike Litoris
  
• Mike Oxbig
  
• Hugh Jass
  
• Hugh G. Rection
  
• Ben Dover
  
• Moe Lester
  
• Mai E. Rection
  
• I h8 chris-chens
  
• U knot see
  
• Ivor Baddic
  
• Olive Yer ♥♥♥♥♥
  
• Pulov Yuran
  
• Ilov Yurane
  
• Suq Maddiq Note:This one is by far the most known/used.,

These are only a few, to find more,
google "gag names" or just one of those names.


Those are ways to make everyone embarrassed, both if their just watching and the person being targeted. But maybe that's just not quite the way you want to troll? That's OK, there's more coming!

LAG! Murdering the FPS is a pure evil way to get people to leave. And since this is infact a guide we might as well tell you the best way to drop the FPS down to 1!

Believe it or not NPC's and Entity's are not the best way to cause lag at all! That position goes to Emitters! Simply put at least 10 to 30 emitters down as close to each other as possible.

Spawning a ton of BIG props is also a good way of killing the FPS! I suggest trains so you can make train puns while you do it.

Like: "It's a training man!"
and: "This servers gonna crash harder then these trains!"
and most importantly: "This is going to derail the server."


Another good prop is the base of a crane. Spawn a ♥♥♥♥ ton of them for it to work. I suggest spawning them inside each other. How do you do this? Well this requires like 2 seconds of preperation.

Spawn the base of the crane.

Freeze the base of the crane using the Pysicsgun.

Copy it with the Duplicator gun and done!

The reason you need to freeze it is so the cranes don't fly away and the reason for duping it is so you can spawn it fast and crash the server before an Admin can ban you or clean-up the props!


Just keep in mind your gonna need a really good computer for these! If your gonna do this then you should have all your video quality settings (Besides Multicore Rendering and Vsync) off and if possible turn on a FPS boost mod!

But anyway just follow the previous tips and that's it! Lag city, Populaton:The entire server!

Well, there you go, those were 6 ways to make people disconnect from the server. Take off and have fun making people lose their minds!

But at the end of the day, driving people mad bro is going to severly hurt your reputation. And what's the point of trolling if nobody dislikes you? Why don't you have fun in a way where everyone has a good time! Go off and make some friends (go crazy)!



COMING SOON:How To Fight Back Agianst Trolls.



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