The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

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Action Figures in Skyrim
   
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2016 年 9 月 17 日 下午 6:03
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Action Figures in Skyrim

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HAVE YOU EVER SAT DOWN AFTER A LONG DAY OF MERCILESSLY HUNTING AND KILLING DRAGONS, SINGLE-HANDEDLY ERADICATING SKYRIM'S DRAUGR POPULATION, MAKING YOURSELF LEADER OF EVERY GUILD YOU EVER CAME IN CONTACT WITH AND GETTING MEAN COMMENTS FROM THE LOCAL GUARDS AND THOUGHT: "WHAT'S THE MOST EXTREME AND BRUTAL ACTIVITY TO SPEND MY TIME 'TIL BEDTIME WITH?" OF COURSE YOU DID, BECAUSE ABSOLUTE BADASSERY IS ONE OF YOUR NUMEROUS EXTREME JOB REQUIREMENTS.

Well, look no further for I have the answer! Now you can spend your evenings with miniature versions of the local fauna made of wood and paint and extremestest high quality. If your hands can't handle them, that's not my fault.

FIGURATIVE CONTENT:
• An Argonian
• 3 kinds of bear
• 3 kinds of wolf
• A chaurus
• A chicken
• A dog
• A draugr (extremely new)
• Male and female elk
• A giant
• A horker
• A sabretooth tiger
• A skeever
• A spriggan matronach
• 2 kinds of troll

LITERAL CONTENT:
• The inability to even

AQUISITION:
• Go to a smithy and craft it like it's hot. Costs 1 firewood each in the iron section.

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Foof of Death 2021 年 8 月 25 日 下午 7:14 
can you temper these figures and make them do more damage? Asking for a friend ;)
Eseer 2020 年 6 月 18 日 上午 5:29 
pretty sure lol
chicken, give me tendies, reeee!  [作者] 2020 年 6 月 18 日 上午 4:50 
are you sure about that?
Eseer 2020 年 6 月 17 日 下午 2:02 
hell yeah it's not dead
chicken, give me tendies, reeee!  [作者] 2020 年 6 月 16 日 上午 4:17 
about as much as you'd expect
floof birb 2020 年 6 月 15 日 上午 8:41 
damage?
The One Armed Bandit 2019 年 9 月 1 日 上午 8:35 
YES
Eseer 2018 年 1 月 3 日 下午 1:26 
ah,ok
chicken, give me tendies, reeee!  [作者] 2017 年 12 月 26 日 上午 2:46 
I tried, but I couldn't find a way to make it fit into your hand
Eseer 2017 年 12 月 25 日 下午 4:35 
what do you mean?