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Glow Oil

Tired of your Light Bulbs rotting before you can use them? Try the all new Glow Oil™! By harnessing the power of pig skin, silk, and rocks our scientists have created a revolutionary new product that you can keep for days! Don't delay, get your Glow Oil™ today!

Warning: side effects of use of Glow Oil™ may include: drowsiness, increased sweating, nausea, decreased appetite, preoccupation with odd numbers, skin failure, limb failure, nerve failure, minor heart explosions, loss of object permanence, untimely finger detatchment syndrome, alligator attacks, occasional incandescence, defensive vomiting, pregnancy, spontaneous human combustion, Sudden onset of crossfit, tasting the colour blue, onset of lisping, inability to distinguish between bees and wasps, veganism, and fear of spoons. Do not operate heavy machinery while under the influence of Glow Oil™. Glow Oil™ is hazardous if swallowed and universally fatal when tested on undergraduate students. By reading this statement you agree that all issues related to Glow Oil™ fall under the jurisdiction of the court of Azathoth or his nearest emmisary

Source code available for forking, contribution or anything else you want at https://github.com/kobyov/dst_glowoil