- Have Steam at least select one of my weapons (Haha never going to happen!)
- Create a unique weapon finish for each weapon. (Are you sure you wanna waste your life like that?)
- Get to 100 Followers * Done! (Well, Congratz? I guess...?)
- Get to 500 Followers (You see it in your reach, but it pulls it away at that last second...)
- Get to 1000 Followers (You see it far in the distance and you keep on chasing it till you eventually give up...)
- Have Steam select two of my weapons! :DDD (HAHA! You dreaming little boy?)
- Welp omg have Steam select three of my weapons!!! xD (...Valve isn't stupid...)