"He came and he went, and all he left behind was the dust on my suit."
- The Lifeless Hatter

Sky pirates have long been feared by both common man and soldier alike. These witty pirates always found new ways to rob you of anything you hold dear. The boarding hat was one of such inventions. Jump on the ship, take the money, and jump back into the open sky. Before you knew it you ended up with a balloon full of holes and empty pockets.

This hat is part of the Jeremy Woodes Collection. Woodes was an interesting man, to some a filty buckaneer, to others the hero that saved the day. One thing was for sure, his crazy inventions where known throughout the world. I, the Lifeless Hatter, decided to bring these creations back to you from the past. Will they work? Only one way to find out!

(Disclaimer: This hat is purely decorational, no actual boarding functinality implied)