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Terrestrial Drilling Truck - Mudbutt

"Hey, hey! No, listen, guys... Guys! Listen to me, we sh-- Listen, man! We're gonna, we am should call it Musbutt. I mean Mudbutt. I mean we will call it. That." --our founder, Silas H. Tyler, after at least four too many highballs.

The unfortunately named Mudbutt is the latest model in our new line of terrestrial utility vehicles. If tunneling through mountains is your next step in that latest construction project you've been working on, then consider driving a Mudbutt unit home today.
--Six batteries provide you with enough power to run for 5-7 days, even with all drills running at full power.
--Twelve drills give you a wide tunnel, with minimal risk of getting stuck.
--All-wheel drive, with four-wheel steering.
--Gyroscope-based traction assist if you fine a wheel or two spinning freely.
--A pair of powerful jet engines face forward, enabling you to back out of any holes too steep to drive out of.
--Two large cargo crates for storing plenty of ore.
--Two connection points; one on top, and one at the rear.
--Heavy armor reinforcement on the undercarriage prevents excessive damage from bottoming out in steep trenches.