Transformice is alleged to have one of the most toxic communities online. I do not disagree: in fact, I am a rather average bit of it. However I have discovered a secret, one that can be wielded by anyone regardless of cheese or shaman saves.

This guide is dedicated to the trolls: you're awesome.

Note: I do not have screenshots or videos as I'm too lazy to crop them and all that.

Step One: Find a person you want to annoy. It doesn't matter why: but you have to pick someone.

Step Two: Follow the target, staying close but not right on top of them.

Step 2-b: Do this until they stop moving.

Step Three: Once they do, quickly find the "sit" button in the options to the right of your icon. It looks like a stool or chair of some sort.

Don't worry if you can't find it fast enough: you get better over time.

Step Four: Provided they haven't started moving again yet, start mashing the sit button like there's no tomorrow. For there is only today, and today is Hump Day.

Step 4-b: If they have started moving, go back to step two.

Step 4-c: Repeat until you achieve a reaction.

Once again, I am not responsible for any misconduct or punishments incurred by the usage of this guide.