"This adorable little thing was abandoned in a box by his 16 year old mother! The resistance leader (what a bro) decided to take this as a wonderful opportunity to hire a new recruit! This lil cutie's talent is winning the hearts of all! Of course this bab...

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"What the derp did you just derping say about me, you little pansy? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla...

"Zzzzzzzzzzzz- *Yawn* the Sandman has grown tired of throwing sand into the eyes of tired children, his new tactic? Darts and chloroform! Why deal with people when... you can.... make.. them... Zzzzzzzzzzzz....." As the Sandman your goal is to get all your...

"Is it here with us??! No..? Thank God.. A-Anyways, not to be confused with the mascot for autism, Shadow is the horrific king of stealth. Equipped with the finest thieving gadgets including a bacon cheeseburger, Shadow can rob a place dry in a blink of th...

"What's this!? A new villanous foe has made himself known! The evil mayor has been hording the bacon cheeseburgers for far too long, it's time for a hero to make their stand! *Iconic Impractical Moist-Zappo theme plays* MOOOOIIIIIISSSSTTTTT ZAPPO! He uses ...

"Eh, it's fine if we put them both in the same cell, said the scientist. It wasn't fine. The zombie immediately lunged at the gorilla creating the now legendary Zombrilla! Fluent in both Ook! Ook! and Unghhhhhhh, this creature has only one thing to think a...