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HATE Everything- A Complete Walkthrough Guide
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Back again folks. You're one stop shop of HATE-dom. It's all here in one place. Spoilers emminent.
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Quick Intro 
Abel and Dasha 
Airyn 
Amir 
Arma 
Artt 
Barry 
Bathsheba 
Ben-Hwa 
Betty 
Beverly 
Bobby 
Bohdi 
Cabrizzio 
Cam 
Chairemi 
Chance 
Connie 
Curt and Rod 
Daemon 
Dante 
Daisuke 
Diana 
Dishy 
Dolly 
Dorian 
Doug 
Drysdale 
Dunk 
Eddie and Volt 
Fantina 
Farya 
Freddy 
Friar Errol 
Gaia 
Hanks 
Harper and Dirk 
Hector 
Hero-Hime 
Holly 
Hoove 
I, Ronaldini 
Jacques and Beau 
Jean Loo 
Jerry 
Johnny 
Keith 
Keyes 
Koa 
Kopi 
Kristof 
Lady Memoria 
Lucinda Lavish 
Luke 
Lux 
Lyric 
Mac 
Matteo 
Mikey Transaction 
Miranda 
Mitchell 
Monique 
Nightmare 
Parker 
Penelope 
Phoenicia 
Prissy 
Rainey 
Rebel 
Reggie 
River 
Rongomaiwhenua 
Sassy Chap 
Shelley 
Sinclaire, Scandalabra and Maggie 
Skylar 
Sophia 
Stefan 
Stepford 
Stella, Celia, and Florence 
Teddy 
Telly 
Textbox-chan 
Timothy Timepiece 
Tina 
Tony 
Tydus 
Tyrell 
Vaughn 
Wallace 
Washford 
Willi 
Winnifred 
Wyndolyn 
xxXShadowl0rd420Xxx 
Zoey 
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Quick Intro
Howdy y'all. I felt a call to arms again.

This time I decided to wait to upload my Hate Everything Guide all at once, instead of in pieces as I did with my MATE and RELATE Everything Guides.

I'm going to tell you every single choice you need to make in order to get all of these 102 charming objects to HATE you. Hence, I'm going to spoil practically the entire game.

However, this time I did use Content Aware to Skip dateables. I personally had much more fun getting the characters to like me, than to hate my Hater-sona. Not that I didn't have any fun! I'm just the type of person who never picks the mean option. And this is my guide...you can't make me. I don't wanna. So I won't.

Enjoy the hater-aide.

This guide will be written in the voice of my Hater-sona, lovingly named "Prick".

Personal commentary will be marked with an asterisk. (*)

NOTE: No, the following ways are not the only ways to get Hate endings.


Open to feedback as usual and I hope this helps you all out! </3

Abel and Dasha
Abel and Dasha

The easiest way to get Abel to hate you is to make Dasha hate you. I'll be writing their sections together. Make sure Dasha hates you before you try to make Abel hate you. This order will do the trick:

Abel Interaction 1 (any):
  • "Okay..."
  • "You're assuming..."
  • "What do you mean...?"
  • "You should catch up on the times!"
  • "We'll see..."

Talk to Kopi.

Abel Interaction 2 (any):
  • "What's this about..."
  • "Know any good stories?"

Talk to Jacques.

Hold on Abel for now.

Dasha Interaction 1: (*this was the funniest route I'm so sorry Dasha)
  • "I didn't think my desk would be, um..."
  • "I was just clicking around and saw the desk."
  • "I'm not sure about this."
  • "Let's DO THIS!"
  • "I think I need to go to the bathroom."
  • "Crush my head between your thighs..."
  • "Sure, I can come back later."

Dasha Interaction 2:
  • "Calm down please."
  • "The strip club."
  • "Steal some drinks from the nearby table."
  • "I jump on stage..."
  • "I hand her an AppleKeys gift card..."
  • "Really? Why not?"
Dasha Interaction 3:
  • "Yeah 'practice dates', Dasha."
  • "A restaurant!"
  • "I don't share food."
  • "I take your baked potato while you're distracted." (*but you don't share food)
  • "I beg you to pay with tears in my eyes."

Dasha Interaction 4:
  • "Yeah..."
  • "The bowling alley?"
  • "I look down at your feet..."
  • "B U T T and A S S"
  • "I scream 'In your face, loser!' ..."
  • "Just keeping you on your toes."
  • "Alright..."

Return to Abel
Abel Interaction 3:
  • "He said you were a boring table. The end."
  • "Your rectangular friend?"
  • "I think you're more interesting..." (No negative option available)

Back to Dasha
Dasha Interaction 5:
  • "Abel seemed down."
  • "Me? A suitor?"
  • "Makes sense."
  • "Afraid? Of what?" (No negative option available)

Dasha Interaction 6:
  • "Dasha?"
  • "Tch. Whatever."
  • "I tell you to hurry up and get out..."
  • "I tell you to hurry up..."
  • "I put my feet on your coffee table..."
  • "Yes! I love trolling you!"

Dasha Interaction 7:
  • "Your loss weirdo."

Locked in Dasha's HATE. Now let's focus on Abel.

Abel Interaction 4 (Any where):
  • "Sunshine? Who even are you?"
  • "For someone who said they are supportive..."
  • "I'm just here to make sure..."

You can only be mean to Abel in certain rooms.

Abel Interaction 5 (Dining Room):
  • Options depend of whether or not you've spoken to Scandalabra.
  • "I'm sorry, who?"
  • "Don't we?"

Abel Interaction 6 (Dining Room):
  • "You alright?"
  • "Explains why it smells..."
  • "I hope you know..."
  • "Try not to fall down."
  • "Don't be a d--k, Tony..."
  • "I think he's hot." (*we love being a hypocrite in the hate everything run)
  • "You're better now though, right?"
  • "Watching you wobble..."

Abel Interaction 7 (Bedroom):
  • "Yeah, it's me, Abel!"
  • "You mean the view of me sleeping?"
  • "Bro. Spill."

Abel Interaction 8 (Bedroom):
  • "You kinda are judging them though..."
  • "There are probably some things..."
  • "Okay, but this is an improvement, right?"
  • "Sounds like a problem."
  • "...Get lost!"
  • "How is any of this my problem?"

Abel Interaction 9 (Hall):
  • I had Fantina's hate already.
  • "Didn't take you for the kind to delight..."

Abel Interaction 10 (Hall):
  • "Somethimg on your mind?"
  • "I don't have much to say myself..."
  • "Maybe we should talk about Dasha."
  • "That was an interesting reaction you just had."

Abel Interaction 11 (Hall):
  • "I want to talk about us, Abel."
  • "Dasha says you hate her. Also I just remembered that tables are boring." (*He doesn't believe you)
  • "Just sayin bro."
  • "Don't shoot the messenger!"

They both Hate you!
Airyn
Airyn

Make sure find and talk to Airyn as much and as soon as possible. She hates yappers.

Interaction 1:
  • "Hey se-y."
  • "Are you, like...?"
  • "What is your deal?"
  • "Damn..."
  • "Huh..."

Interaction 2:
  • "That's super weird."
  • "Is there anything you're afraid of?"
  • "What would happen...?"
  • "Do you try not to think about it?"
  • "I'll try."

Interaction 3:
  • "I thought I was doing okay..."
  • "Yes, you're beautiful."

Interaction 4:
  • "I just want to know...?"
  • "This is tedious and weird."
  • "You're rubber, I'm glue...?"

Interaction 5:
  • "I just want to know...?"
  • "Sorry, I don't quite get it."

She hopes you choke lol
Amir
Amir

Interaction 1:
  • "Who, me?"
  • "Uh..."
  • "I hate looking in the mirror."
  • "I look like I got dressed in the dark..."
  • "You're a flatterer, Amir."

Interaction 2:
  • "I pretty much avoid anything green."
  • "How long has that been there?!"
  • "Oh, you mean I should go right now?"

Interaction 3:
  • "All right, shoot."
  • "I guess...?"
  • "I don't do well under pressure."
  • "Dam- Taskmaster. Ok ok turning."
  • "What are you doing?"
  • "Nope, nothing more."
  • "I'm...yeah. So confused."

Interaction 4:
  • "Big sigh...what's wrong?"
  • "Well, if you're good, I can go..."
  • "Seems like you're baiting me."
  • "It's a little annoying."

Interaction 5:
  • "Woah. Fully in drama mode, I see. What's wrong?"
  • "Just a lucky guess..."
  • "...Dish!"
  • "I hear you're upset..."
  • "Lighten up, it's not that bad!"
  • "Come on. Don't be like that."

Interaction 6:
  • "Some cheering up wouldn't hurt."
  • "Best friend? ..." (Nahhh...)
  • "Do you think I'm boring?"
  • "I mean, a little..."
  • "A little corny but somehow..."

Interaction 7:
  • "Am I really your favorite?"
  • "Cute, but I'm not convinced."
  • "Sorry I just don't buy it."
  • "It just feels like a scam."
Arma
Arma is a content aware character.

You can make her hate you right away by skipping when Skylar pops up. Just choose hate. Always.


Artt
Artt

You can make him HATE you immediately by rejecting his gallery idea:
  • "You mean it's...dirty?"
  • "...Blow away!"
  • "What are you talking about?"
  • "God no. Hate talking about myself."
  • "Not so much unselfconscious..."
  • "Nope. Not even a little. I'm gonna go."
  • "Just not interesting to me. Sorry."
  • "How many times do I have to say no to you?"

The venom in his voice...
Barry
Barry

* I had to take a break IRL after this one...

Interaction 1:
  • "Uh...hello?"
  • "Thirsty...brow."
  • "Literally?"
  • "I am so lost already."
  • "I simply do not care about this."
  • "Next question?"
  • "I wouldn't say impressive...?"
  • "I don't like lipstick.""
  • "To feel like somebody else."
  • "Yeah..."
  • "Combs...?"

Interaction 2:
  • "Hi again, Barry!"
  • "Are you ever just normal about anything?"
  • "Sounds more like you need a babysitter..."
  • "You tried to push..."
  • "So you're forgetful, is what you're saying."
  • "Just seems to prove that..."
  • "Well..."
  • "Sounds like you need a therapist or something..."

Interaction 3:
  • "Hi Barry."
  • "Another quiz? ..."

Interaction 4:
  • "I'm not quite sure..."
  • "I thought the plan was to use orange?"
  • "Sounds a bit silly to me..."
  • "Wow..."
  • "No offense..." (*Who are you my inner critic? You sound like my inner critic.)
  • "Hope you figure it out."

Interaction 5: (*This voice actor is talented as Hell. Sounds just like a person who's completely shut down. Hurt me.)
  • "I gotta admit..."
  • "..."
  • "I was just being honest."
Bathsheba
Bathsheba

Idk why she would hate me. I just told her to change everything about herself and told her she was delusional.

Interaction 1:
  • "Let go of me." (Unhand me wench.)
  • "I sure hope you do..."
  • "I'm not doing that."
  • "You really need to work on your people skills."
  • "I guess..."

Interaction 2:
  • "Kiss who?"
  • "What the h-ll is this?"
  • "Fine..."
  • "You ignore Barry?" (What a coincidence...)
  • "Just let him explain."
  • "Please continue, Barry."
  • "I'm good."

Interaction 3:
  • "You're so demanding."
  • "You guys friends already?"
  • "I question how helpful this is going to be."
  • "No surprises there."
  • "Who the f-ck are you swearing at...?"
  • "If Rebel is your only friend things are starting to make sense." (We hate Rebel too so...)

Interaction 4:
  • "I ditched you, actually."
  • "No more of your little 'friends'."
  • "HDIC?"
  • "Do you actually believe any of this crap?"
  • "That's so kind...thank you so much."
  • "Possible and overwhelmingly likely."
  • "I'm glad you had fun today."

Interaction 5:
  • "Wow, rude."
  • "What exactly...?"
  • "You're telling me...?"
  • "It's what you deserve, really." (*Yeesh)
  • "Welcome to the real world."

Interaction 6: (Lock it in)
  • "Pretty sure that's you."
  • "If you really were that popular..."
  • "No."

No friends, only enemies.
Ben-Hwa
Ben-Hwa is a content aware character.

You can make them hate you right away by skipping when Skylar pops up. Just choose hate. Always.




Betty
Betty is a content aware character.

You can make her hate you right away by skipping when Skylar pops up. Just choose hate. Always.




Beverly
Beverly

Interaction 1:
  • "Hi Bev!"
  • "Well you should...!"
  • "Uhh...?"
  • "I like making drinks for myself..."
  • "Cocktail."
  • "Mojito."
  • Pour it out...
  • "Ehh, maybe..."

Interaction 2:
  • "Cocktail."
  • "Martini."
  • Pour it out...
  • "We?"
  • "A threat."
  • "Yeah! ..."

Interaction 3:
  • "Cocktail."
  • "Aperol Spritz."
  • Pour it out...
  • "I told you, threaten their lives..."
  • "Sign-spinners."
  • "How about a signature drink?"
  • "It wasn't a dialogue option!"
  • "As long as..."
  • "Jeez Beverly...!"
  • "I thought the customer was supposed to whine to bartender, not the other way around."
  • "Not a jerk..." (*Oh...def a jerk lol)
Bobby
Bobby Pinn

Interaction 1:
  • "What? No."
  • "They sound equally silly."
  • "Can't believe Hoove did that..."
  • "You got bent up?"
  • "Good for you, honestly."
  • "That's supposed to be for real estate."
  • "No thanks."

You're gonna have to follow Bobby around the house any way so they'll open up the small door in the kitchen for you.

Laundry Room
  • Scream Loudly
  • "I just see detergent and dirty clothes..."
  • "That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard."
  • "I didn't think you could have a worse idea, but..."

Office:
  • "My office?"
  • "You're not taking over my desk."
  • "This is actually even dumber than your other ideas."

Attic
  • "Didn't you just get told you can't be here?"
  • "How many times are you going to try a variation of the same bad idea?
  • "We should just rob the safe."

Bedroom:
  • "I don't need an invite..."
  • "Don't be a baby."
  • "So?"
  • "Not really."

Kitchen:
  • "You finally realize how useless all this has been?"
  • "Yeah right."
  • "What's going to happen to the Pinn Gang?"
  • "I was just curious, don't get all huffy."
  • "Gladly."

Now you can go rain all over Ron's parade too.
Bohdi
Bohdi
Bohdi is quite literally an '80s dude. Too bad you HATE the '80s.

Interaction 1:
  • "What am I looking at here?"
  • "Wait a minute...?"
  • "I'm confused...?"
  • "Oh. As in the 1980's? I don't know..."
  • "Will I like it...?"
  • "Nah..."
  • "Yeah...I'm really not..."
Interaction 2:
  • "Hey Bodhi."
  • "Weeeelll..."
  • "It's the 80's..."
  • "Welcome..."
  • "So as long as you promise not to..."
  • "God no..." (Bohdi is not leaving that crawlspace.)

Interaction 3:
  • "What?"
  • "Wasn't that 1990?"
  • "Look...?"

And now the 80s HATE you too.
Cabrizzio
Cabrizzio

Interaction 1:
  • "Beautiful? Are you talking about me?"
  • "Okay."
  • "I don't really, actually."
  • "Ok, let's look less at the crannies, huh?"
  • "I mean..."
  • "It's ... it's really ok."
  • "Wow..."
  • "A date..."

Interaction 2:
  • "I'm not comfortable with compliments."
  • "Oh god, I forgot about that...?"
  • "You know we're not in Italy right now, right?"
  • "You're a cabinet. How does a cabinet have a motorcycle?"
  • "...sorry!"
  • "Meh..."
  • "Fall"
  • "No way."

Interaction 3:
  • "Not good."
  • "Good for you..."
  • "Hey, thanks...!"
  • "Ehhhh..."
  • "I mean...a little bit? Yeah."
  • "Yeah, you did."
  • "Good lord. This is what I'm talking about. You're making me batty."

Bullet dodged.
Cam
Cam

He's trash.

Interaction 1:
  • "That was kind of antagonistic."
  • "I left a glove in one of the closet boxes..."
  • "I forgot about it."
  • "You really want this grody trash?"
  • "Okay, bye."

Interaction 2:
  • "Salty again, huh?"
  • "I'm trying to bring some..."
  • "Ugh, forget this."
  • "I guess..."
  • "I found an old parking ticket..."
  • "...Wait, really...?"
  • "That seems...bizarre."""
  • "...Cool..."
  • "I just can't believe this is YOUR thing."
  • "Seriously? ..."
  • "Oh please..."
  • "You gotta be kidding me..."

Interaction 3:
  • "Hey."
  • "I guess..."
  • "I've got a chopstick."
  • "Oh god..."
  • "Maybe that stuff stuck to them is old rice."
  • "Because it can't. Gross stuff is gross."
  • "I don't get it."
  • "Okay- my word is 'you suck'.

Interaction 4:
  • "I don't actually..."
  • "I guess..."
  • "I'm not sure what it is..."
  • "I don't wanna."
  • "Really...?"
  • "Blech..."
  • "Oh, come on, you're not offended again, are you? (* The woooorst kind of person)

Interaction 5:
  • "...Wait did you just call me a pig?"
  • "No, I haven't."
  • "Because I needed to throw stuff away..."
  • "Couldn't care less."
Chairemi
Chairemi

You can make Chairemi hate you in one interaction.

I did this on a Wednesday at 6pm.

These are the answers for that specific day and time only.

Wednesday
  • "Sure."
  • "So...where's the script?"
  • Either option.
  • "I'm nervous..."
  • "Chairs-x."
  • "Davenport."
  • "I didn't know there'd be an audience..."
  • "That's pretty creepy."
  • "Bah hah hah...!"
  • "That's right, Chairabelle...!"
  • ...Grab her.

No more chances.
Chance
Chance

Lucky for you, its easy to make Chance HATE you.

Interaction 1:
  • "May not be the best greeting."
  • "You know what they say..."
  • "Never have I ever...?"
  • "You're going to anyway, aren't you?"
  • "What do you mean...?"
  • "Eh..."
  • "Hard pass. Way too nerdy for me. (*You're playing this game. How pretentious lmao)
Connie
Connie Soul

There's some sort of time thing she expects you to fix for her.

Interaction 1:
  • "Uh...what?"
  • "WTF are scroufs?"
  • "Violence is wrong."
  • "Not my style. But I can change you..."
  • "Where are we going?"
  • "Who is that?"
  • "Let's get it done."
  • "Who cares...!"
  • Watch helplessly.
  • "What's crafting?"
  • "That sounds boring...!"
  • "Shoot her in the face already!"
  • "Shoot more, harder!"
  • "That was fun!"

Interaction 2:
  • "...Don't you remember?"
  • "But it happened I swear! ..."
  • "Unload..."
  • "Is this a stealth section or something?"
  • "Sounds good...!"
  • "Let's get it done."
  • "This doesn't ever go great for us.
  • "As quietly as possible."
  • Watch helplessly.
  • "To the boss!"
  • "Who is Selene?"
  • "Shoot more, harder!"
  • "That was fun!"
  • "Sounds good, Luna!"

Interaction 3:
  • "Ligonberries!"
  • "Yes..."
  • "Kryzny box?"
  • "I guess so...?"
  • "Let's get it done."
  • "There will be an Assassin..."
  • "Why don't you...?"
  • "As quietly as possible."
  • Grab Luna and run.
  • Keep running...
  • "I told you to wear them!"
  • "You sure that'll work?"
  • "As long as..."
  • "There is..."
  • "To the boss!"
  • "Who is Crescentia?"
  • "Use items!"
  • "This is the same as the other times..."
  • "I hate you, Luna."

Interaction 4:
  • "Lingonberries!
  • "Yep..."
  • "Just one other time."
  • "It's still pretty annoying."
  • "Crouch down..."
  • "Now, put on your xeno-goggles."
  • "Take him out..."
  • "Yes..."
  • "Let's make something... (4 globules, 1 wood, 2 scrouf skins)"
  • "So the recipe...?"
  • "Whatever."
  • "Me!"
  • "I have no idea what's going on!"
  • Put your hand through the beam to see what it feels like.
  • "That was really cool on my hand though!"

Worth it.
Curt and Rod
Curt and Rod

Unlike most of this play through, the trick to make Curt and Rod hate you is to be too nice. But hey, no one claimed you weren't a hypocrite.

Additionally, you will need to talk to Curt and Rod in each room of the house in order to advance their story.

Interaction 1 (Anywhere):
  • "I have Awakened you two...!"
  • "Bruh."
  • Either option.
  • "You both hate each other...?"
  • "Uhh...?"
  • "Why do you talk like...?"
  • "You two are pretty mean to each other."
  • "Aren't they the same thing?"
  • "Oh! ...?"
  • "Yeah..."

Interaction 2 (Bedroom):
  • "What's going on?"
  • "I'll come back some other time then!"
  • "I thought it was super cute...!"

Interaction 3 (Gym):
  • Either option.
  • "I sure would love to see...!"
  • "She really believes in you."
  • "Oo la la!"

Interaction 4 (Front Door):
  • "I don't see anything."
  • "I think it's kinda precious."
  • "Maybe they just aren't home."

Interaction 5 (Office):
  • Either option.
  • "How...?"
  • "You know..."

Interaction 6 (Living Room):
  • "Bravo!"
  • "I think you sing like a meadowlark!"

Interaction 7 (Dining Room):
  • Either option.
  • "I'll tell you the truth..."
  • "I think that's super sweet."
  • Either option.

Interaction 8 (Kitchen):
  • "Rod has a thing for Wyndolyn?"
  • "Rod's so slick...!"
  • "Oh, Rod...!"

Interaction 9 (Laundry Room):
  • "Me?"
  • "I think it's awfully sweet..."

Interaction 10 (Anywhere): (*Time to wildly over react.)
  • "I take it you had a chance to talk?"
  • "That's disappointing."
  • "...Y'all played me."
  • "It doesn't matter what I think, does it?"
  • "You are both selfish."

Daemon
Daemon is a content aware character.

You can make Daemon hate you right away by skipping when Skylar pops up. Just choose hate. Always.

You will have to talk to Daemon 3x before you can choose to skip.

Dante
Dante

You can make fun of him better when you pass an [Empathy 60] and a [Sass 50] check. So hold off until then.

Interaction 1:
  • "Do I know you?"
  • "I like the sound of that..."
  • "You bet I do."
  • "Wait...?"
  • "I'm really not..."
  • "I want everyone to hate me." (Again, upfront and honest.)
  • "I dunno...?"
  • "Thank you?"
  • "I'm not so sure..."
  • "Let's give it a go."
  • [Empathy 60]
  • "Change the opener."
  • [Sass 50]
  • "Gotta start the convo somehow."
  • "I spent all that pickup line time for nothing?"
  • "I don't get it."

Interaction 2:
  • "I'm stoked."
  • "Flowers?"
  • "Inappropriate comments?"
  • "So, if I want to get everyone to hate...?" (Thanks for the advice...)
  • "Interests?"
  • "But how tho?"
  • "Quiz them..."
  • "I thought this was about picking people up."
  • "Dating is dating...?"
  • "Teach me your se-y smoldering ways so I can be badder, better booty bandit!"

...A hookup harlot lmao
Daisuke
Daisuke

Interaction 1:
  • "Hello?"
  • Bang on the table.
  • "They're not exactly fine china."
  • "I get it, yeesh."
  • "Who asked you to do this?"
  • "Sounds like a job alright."
  • "Forget the stupid dishes."
  • "Walk it off.."
  • "Don't be so dramatic..."

Interaction 2:
  • "What's up, NERD?"
  • "I'm nobody's assistant."
  • "You heard me, dish dork."

He threatens to hurt you.
Diana
Diana is a content aware character.

You can make her hate you right away by skipping when Skylar pops up. Just choose hate. Always.


Dishy
Dishy

Reggie doesn't have much to say about this other than you made the best choice, really.

Interaction 1:
  • "No way. You're staying off."
  • "No, I want to know you better."
  • "Limits of liabilities?"
  • "No, I'm not convinced."
  • "No, it's the privacy issue."
  • "I decline."

Interaction 2:
  • "It's not silly, I don't want you online."
  • "No, not really."
  • "I will not."
Interaction 3:
"Surely no. I'm keeping you off forever."

Dishy is defeated... and HATES you for not giving him access to the internet.
Dolly
Dolly

Clearly she's gross. Tell her about it.

Interaction 1:
  • "You startled ME! Are you alive?"
  • "Ew. You're literal filth."
  • "It's just kinda nasty, you know?"

Interaction 2:
  • "...nasty."

Interaction 3:
  • "You're dirt. You're gross. Deal."

*Another excellent VA performance lol
Dorian
Dorian

Don't talk to Dorian until you've made 50 other dateables HATE you.

He'll be your 51st.

You are the riff raff after all.
Doug
Doug is a content aware character.

You can make him hate you right away by skipping when Skylar pops up. Just choose hate. Always.


Drysdale
Drysdale

Calls me boring while whining about missing his ex...

Interaction 1:
  • "Seems like a pretty basic greeting."
  • "You don't know..."
  • "Definitely..."
  • "I am an exciting person. I think."
  • "I'm not sure what that means..."
  • "Inexpensive shoes can be just as good..."
  • "You CANNOT legitimately tell me..."
  • "I don't think so..."
  • "How about a ...?"
  • "The door frame?"
  • "Try shutting up for five minutes."
  • "Wait, are you kidding me?! ..."
  • "You two are RIDICULOUS!"
  • "Absolutely not." (Talk to your ex yourself bruh...)

Interaction 2:
  • "Can I ride inside you for a bit?"
  • "Well...!"
  • "By here...?"
  • "What about my preferences?"
  • "I think you're full of yourself."

Interaction 3:
  • "I just came from talking with Washford."
  • "Well..."
  • "What happened between you two?"
  • "I can come back another time..."

Interaction 4: (Lock it in)
  • "Hey! I feel the same way about you! How cool!"

We feel hatred, if that wasn't clear.
Dunk
Dunk Shuttlecock

Interaction 1:
  • "Don't judge me..."
  • "Just your name would have been fine."
  • "Dunk better be just fine..."
  • "Sports have never been joyful for me."
  • "I don't have an inner athlete."

Dunk will force you to go all around the gym. Go to the right place or you'll just waste a time slot.

Weight Rack:
  • "Why are you even talking to us right now?" (Kristof)
  • "No no, he's right..."
  • "I don't even wanna waste time..."
  • "I am not lifting..."
  • "Stop trying to make me like sports." (He should've listened)

Yoga Mat:
  • "Why do I feel like...?"
  • "Why are you here?"
  • "I'm not buying whatever your selling, dude."

Baseball:
  • Kick it across the room.
  • "I wouldn't look in the mirror if I were you."
  • "Neither, ew."
  • "Stop bullying me, jock."

Rackets:
  • "What am I supposed to do with this..."
  • "Don't ask me..."
  • "A rhetorical question?"
  • "I really don't want to do this." (Should have stopped here)
  • "I would appreciate it."
  • "Let's get this over with."
  • Aim at his head.
  • "Oh, okay."
  • "Badminton is a loser sport for babies."

Exercise Ball:
  • "Holy sh-t, dude."
  • "You keep saying that, but..."
  • "I'm not doing all that foolishness."
  • "Fine."
  • "I'm done."

Odds and Ends:
  • "Let's see the resistance bands."
  • "Dude this is getting weird. I'm not doing this."
  • "I'm outta here."
  • "Sounds like a you problem."
  • "It's about time you realized we're not friends."

Eddie and Volt
Eddie and Volt

Just ignore Eddie until he talks to you. It'll be too late.

Interaction 1:
  • "New? ..."
  • "Do you seriously not know who I am?"
  • Take Volt's hand.
  • "Clubs aren't really my scene."
  • "Ha! Not such a fancy club after all...!"
  • "Pretty sure..."
  • "What's his problem?"
  • "Lead the way!"
  • Leave.

Interaction 2:
  • "I hope I didn't interrupt anything important."
  • "Feels like you're trying to distract me...?"
  • "Who is Eddie?"
  • "So you replaced him? How does that work?"
  • "Yes? No? Maybe...kinda! Give it a go."
  • "Well what does he do now?"
  • "Why does the power keep fluctuating?"
  • "...That's not normal."
  • "That sounds TOTALLY made up. I think you're a liar."
  • "That's what I'm trying to find out...?"
  • "Relationships are a two-way street."
  • "Is that why he's..."
  • "...hard to talk to?"
  • "Those are all the questions I had."
  • Leave.

Interaction 3:
  • "Sorry...I'll get out of your way then."

Interaction 4:
  • "Actually I tried..."
  • "H-ll no. You can't make me."
  • "No means no, snake."
  • "Whoa, cool!!!"
  • "No more lies."
  • "That's too much..."
  • "What does that make Volt, exactly?
  • "Just tell me..."
  • "Well if Eddie wasn't strong enough to handle things on his own, maybe Volt should just take over."
  • "You still could!"
  • "What?!"
  • "You're out of control."
  • "What did you do to Eddie?"
  • "Gone where?"
  • "Whoa wtf!"

Fantina
Fantina is a content aware character.

You can make her hate you right away by skipping when Skylar pops up. Just choose hate. Always.

Farya
Farya

All you gotta do is ensure she fails her med exams.

Interaction 1:
  • "Sure!"
  • "Why do you...?"
  • "Wow. I think I woke up the wrong object."
  • "I'm just looking around for stuff to date."
  • "Lacerated? ..."
  • "What are you TALKING ABOUT?"
  • "Whoa! What century do you think it is?"
  • "And what if I don't?"
  • "I really don't want to, Farya."

Interaction 2:
  • "Study break?"
  • "YOU? No way."
  • "Sounds like a lot of work."
  • "No, you can't dissect me."
  • "What do I have to do? ..." (What a fool for trusting you with this. Don't even look at it)

Interaction 3:
  • "You know you're a little ridiculous. Right?" (*She tells you~)
  • "Eeek. I like your first idea."
  • "I'm feeling good."
  • "No, I feel great!"
  • "You love your textbook and yet..."

Interaction 4:
  • "Uh oh."
  • "Down to your bones, huh?"
  • "Farya...?"
  • "I think you should just stick to your textbook from now on."

Interaction 5:
  • "Don't explain that. Please."
  • "No...!"

Interaction 6: (Time to ensure she fails.)
  • "No..."
  • "That's correct!"
  • "You're correct!"
  • "Correct!"
  • "Sorry..."
  • "I'm sorry, but that's not valid."
  • "Will do."

Interaction 7:
  • "Oh no, why?"
  • "Don't know how that could've happened."
  • "I did..."
Freddy
Freddy

He's gonna flip out and we're not gonna deal with it.

Interaction 1:
  • "Trick question...!"
  • "...That thing is?"
  • "Corny alert!"
  • "We're going there already?"
  • "Nope."
  • "Food fetch is a ripoff! ..."
  • "Cake..."
  • "Stale cake is where it's at! ..."

Interaction 2:
  • Luke will be mad at Freddy for his advice on heating up the cake. Choose who you want to insult and take the other persons' side.
  • "What's wrong?"
  • "It's only 20 seconds! ..."
  • "Maaaaaaybe."
  • "Nah, you can have it."

Interaction 3:
  • "I don't know but it smells AWFUL!"
  • "Do I even want to know what this is..."
  • "It really isn't cool..."
  • "That's grooooooooooss."
  • "You sure did...!"
  • "You monster! I'll kill you!"

Interaction 4:
  • Someone will come and ask you to talk to Freddy. Refuse.
  • Ex: Luke talked to me.
  • "Hey, Freddy? Freddy!"
  • "Him getting mad was unacceptable..."
  • "The way he raged out? No way! Not for me."
Friar Errol
Friar Errol

I'm not joining your weird religion, bro.

Interaction 1:
  • "Sorry, what?"
  • "What are you...?"
  • "I'm not taking sh-t of yours, bro."
  • "He sounds awful."
  • "You're insane and I have nothing to say to you."

Interaction 2: (Hey, look a way to insult 3 different things in one conversation...)
  • "Oh no..."
  • "Literally all the things you listed..."
  • "It's not always worth it, actually."
  • "Maybe not EVERYTHING, but he is still quite good."
  • "You seem awfully confident."
  • "Probably."

Interaction 3:
  • "Uh oh..."
  • "Sounds like a skill issue to me."
  • "Everyone..." (We're gonna take the opportunity to make this everyone's problem)
  • "I refuse to help you with this."
  • "I don't really think-"
  • "Seriously, dude?"
  • "I never agreed to this." (No means no...)

Interaction 4:
  • "Damn you really upset her."
  • "I think you can do better."
  • "All of the above..."
  • "Throw pizza rolls like confetti..."
  • "But I don't want to-"
  • "Like I'll never be happy again."
  • "No thanks." (He keeps pushing...)

Interaction 5:
  • "What've you got there?"
  • "You're going to finally give up...?"
  • "You need...a little oil..."
  • "They're hideous."
  • "Trash."
  • "Don't count me among your faithful, weirdo."
  • "I'm good."

Interaction 6:
  • "Are you okay?"
  • Give in to temptation.
  • "You really did play yourself. I bet you feel stupid." (AKA I. SAID. NO.)
Gaia
Gaia

You have to accept her quest before you can tell her how dumb it is.

Interaction 1:
  • "..."
  • "Nowhere."
  • "What do you mean?"
  • "I don't know what you mean."
  • "Why don't you just look stuff up online?"
  • "Sure, why not?"
  • "I'm feeling lucky!"

Interaction 2:
  • "Yes actually. I spoke with someone."
  • "Amir..."
  • "No that's it."
  • "Sure."

Interaction 3:
  • "Yes actually..."
  • "Dorian..."
  • "No that's it."

Interaction 4:
  • "This is dumb."
  • "Just because they look a certain way..."
  • "Yep."

She tells you to move countries lol
Hanks
Hanks

5 for the price of 1...

Interaction 1:
  • "The world is a bleak and unforgiving h-llscape."
  • "Doesn't that seem extreme?"
  • "Well, who's who?"
  • "What's your least favorite sport?"
  • "And yet you don't pay any rent."
  • "Got it."
  • "Wait what happens...?"
  • "And you're what...like a hivemind...?"
  • "Sounds sketchy."
  • "Is that se--ual?"
  • "Nah, I don't think so..."
  • "What can I say? I'm kind of a chicken."
  • "I still think this stuff is pretty scary."

Interaction 2:
  • "Why?"
  • "Yep, not into it."
  • "Hey, I'm not a 'bro'."
  • "Hm..."
  • "Here? I don't see how?"
  • "Sounds a little lame..."
  • "Wait what happened to Hank no.6?"
  • "Doesn't sound like nothing..."
  • "Why isn't he around anymore?"
  • "Naw, I'll pass."

Interaction 3:
  • "Maybe it's you Hanks who are cringe."
  • "No, no I don't think I will."
Harper and Dirk
Harper and Dirk are content aware characters.

You can make them hate you right away by skipping when Skylar pops up. Just choose hate. Always.

You can make them hate you in one time slot by choosing to keep them together.

Hector
Hector

You can make Hector hate you in 2 interactions if you talk to him in the attic.

Interaction 1:
  • "Um, this is my attic so, technically..."

Interaction 2:
  • "Enough of this. Just show yourself."
  • "Ugh, I'm so bored of this nonsense!"

He hopes you freeze to death cold and alone :)
Hero-Hime
Hero-Hime

Sam hit some hard times and sent us her figurine for safe keeping. We'll ensure she stays here.


Interaction 1:
  • "That was a lot."
  • "Don't think so...!"
  • "I'm good! I get it."
  • "Uh sure?"
  • "Am I going to die?"
  • "Am I in the anime now?"
  • Just swing and pray.
  • "I think my ribs broken."

Interaction 2:
  • "Gee, thanks."
  • "Can I opt out?"
  • "Easy-peasy!"
  • "I can feel it... !!"
  • "Tennis isn't just about swinging good?"
  • "Totally!"
  • "Thanks for the water, Nekoboru."
  • Take a selfie...
  • Start swinging.
  • Adjust footing.
  • Either option
  • Any option
  • "Overhead Smash!"
  • "My ribs! Again!"
  • "I don't like watching anime that much."
  • "Something feels... off."

Interaction 3:
  • "Training again?"
  • "Seems easy to me."
  • "Human!"
  • "What's that?"
  • "What's wrong with...?"
  • "Dang...?"
  • "Am I really helping...?"
  • "Right at the apex."
  • "Why...?"
  • "...I've got nothing."
  • "...I've still got nothing."
  • "Whew!"
  • "I'm a bit overwhelmed."
  • "It's true...!"
  • "I'm sure you will."
  • "Your voice!"
  • "I mean..."
  • "Uhhh...nope!"
  • DUMP THE BASKET SO FAST
  • "Sure..."
  • "YOU CAN TALK?"
  • "Say what now?!"
  • "...I never really got that."
  • "I accept this quest..."
  • "Man that art is so cool..."
  • "I'm already trying my best!"
  • "Nani?!"
  • "Oh snap."
  • "But what about...?"
  • "Sounds good!"

Interaction 4:
  • "Ugh really...?"
  • "What's mini-tennis?"
  • Swing half-way.
  • "Bring it on!"
  • "Okay...!"

Interaction 5:
  • "Eh, it was okay."
  • Either option.
  • Either option.
  • "Regular Serve!"
  • "Regular Serve!"
  • Either option.
  • Any option.
  • "Regular serve!"
  • "I'm ready!"
  • Either option.
  • "...This is my chance to let her win..."

Interaction 6:
  • "What's the matter?"
  • "I would never trick you..."
  • "YIKES!!"
  • Either option.
  • Either option.
  • "This was for your own good!"
  • "I thought letting you win...!"
  • "Nekoboru...guide me."
  • Either option.
  • Shield your remaining ribs.

It is done.
Holly
Holly

Interaction 1:
  • Either option.
  • "That sounds foreboding."
  • "Sure!"

Interaction 2:
  • "I said I would."
  • "So you're a bit flakey?" (*Insult the dateables whenever you can)
  • "What was the gig?"
  • "Bored?"
  • "No..."
  • "Why do you work so much?"
  • "See you next time."

Interaction 3:
  • "It's hard to pin you down."
  • "What do you actually do?"
  • "Does it pay well?"
  • "Not every holiday is joyful."
  • "Nothing, really..."
  • "It pays the bills...oddly."
  • "You know. I'm actually ok..."
  • "Sounds like you're dodging the question."
  • "Ew."
  • Sigh.

Interaction 4:
  • "Umm..."
  • "Ambivalent."
  • Any option.
  • Any option.
  • "I'm deeply unfit."
  • "I didn't go to f--kin' school for math."
  • "What's the festival about anyway?"
  • "You don't seem too excited."
  • "Barely."
  • "When WAS your last day off?"
  • "She's got a point though."
  • Either option.
  • "I mean I don't even know his name."
  • "Oh, okay."
  • "Less so when you say it."
  • "Balloween."
  • "So you do hate you're job?"
  • "You really are a workhorse."

Interaction 5:
  • "Where's Holly?"
  • "Why...?"
  • "I didn't realize it was that bad."
  • Make a dig at Betty if you already have a Hate ending.
  • "So what haven't you tried?"
  • "Why not?"
  • "So you've considered it?"
  • "Holly?"
  • "Should you really be working?"
  • "Is that the Gleester Bunny!?"
  • "Merry Blissmas."
  • "I thought she was drunk."
  • "I won't keep you."

Interaction 6:
  • "I want to help." (*Some of these HATE endings I could see arguing plausible deniability. But not for you, Reader. You specifically looked this up. lol)
  • "I'll get her fired."
  • "So I will."
  • "It's for the best."
  • "I've got someone in mind..."

Interaction 7:
  • "Sorry."
  • "I was worried about you."
  • "It wasn't just me."
  • "I thought I was helping..."

Merry F--KING BLISSMAS


Hoove
Hoove

Lots of people make Hoove hate them by accident. This is very much on purpose.

Interaction 1:
  • "Weird..."
  • "I might have dropped a whole packet of wet noodles..."
  • "On the stairs. And then stepped on them."
  • "I'll just watch..."
  • "You seem tired."
  • "What do you enjoy most about the work?"
  • "Is feeling empty...?"
  • "See you soon, Hoove!"

Interaction 2:
  • "..."
  • "Talking is hard for you?"
  • "I just wanted to get to know you a bit."
  • "Let's just be homebodies and chat here!" (No changing the scenery on my watch)
  • "Is something weighing you down lately?"
  • "Maybe you treasures..."
  • "What if you emptied your bag?"
  • "I understand..."
  • "There's no time like now..."

Interaction 3:
  • "I'll say."
  • "Hoove, this has gone too far."
  • "It's time you let some things go."
  • "What if you tap into your desires?" (No leaving this spot...)
  • "What are all these stars I'm seeing?"
  • "Let's get to it!"
  • "I think you should let them all go."
  • "They'd do it!"
  • "Let it fly!"
  • "Maybe you'd better keep it, then."
  • "LORD GOD THROW THAT AWAY!"
  • "Keep it out of sight...!"
  • "Ok."

Interaction 4:
  • "Alright. Take your space." (As long as its in the closet.)
I, Ronaldini
I, Ronaldini

Hello and goodbye.

  • "I came to see what's going on in here..."
  • "Holy heck!"
  • Cough cough "Your smoke smells weird."
  • "I've never been 'into magic'."
  • "It just seems like you're compensating for something."
  • "In the words on Shania Plane: you don't impress me much."
  • "Uh, yeah."
  • "No nation is perfect, pal..."
  • "I have heard it gets chilly."
  • "You're... afraid. Of Canada. PLEASE explain."
  • Gasp!
  • "I'm shocked like crazy right now..."
  • "Gross!"
  • "You are just the tiniest bit ridiculous...?"
  • "Good GRIEF."
  • "You were having a moment..."
  • "Looks pretty wind blown by the picture..."
  • "Sounds bleak alright."
  • "I kinda wish YOU could." (*YIKES)
  • "K, byeeeeeeeee!" (*Well that's fked.)
Jacques and Beau
Jacques and Beau

They don't agree on much. But they will both agree they HATE you by the end of this. You need to earn their Hatred together so you can unlock another dateable. Order matters for these two.

Jacques Interaction 1:
  • "Yep...!"
  • "You look shocked to me!"
  • "Well, what would you like to be doing instead?"
  • "Cool, you have enemies?"
  • "DO they...?"
  • "Yeah..."
  • "What does that mean exactly?"
  • "I'm watching!"
  • "I am not in fact stabbed, though."
  • "I think I get it."
  • "Gotcha..."
  • "Ew...?"
  • "I can see..."
  • "...Nope, can't say I have."
  • "Captain Jacques Pierrot...?"
  • "Oh..."

Beau Interaction 1:
  • Any option.
  • "You're saying my house is special?"
  • "Cool..."
  • "Okay..."
  • "Who do you think I am?"
  • "The leading what?"
  • "Yeah..."
  • "Nope. I just live here."
  • "Oh crap...??"

Beau Interaction 2:
  • "What's in it for me?"
  • "...Let's GO!"
  • "Jacques?"
  • "Sure..."
  • "Why...?"

Jacques Interaction 2:
  • "I thought you were...!"
  • "No, no lemme guess. We sneak."
  • "Is that a whip?"
  • "So once we're down...?"
  • "So we don't even know...?"
  • "Fight...!"
  • "You're not panting. Or begging."
  • "This is escalating."
  • "As fun as this is..."
  • "Seriously??"
  • "Who is Isolde?"
  • "No way!"
  • "You're not gonna...?"
  • "What the he--?"
  • "You've gotta be kidding me."
  • "I recognize that."
  • "Yeah..."
  • "It's a toothpick..."
  • "You two are agreeing..."
  • "Ha...!"
  • "C'mon Beau..."

Beau Interaction 3:
  • "Do what...?"
  • "But Beau...!"
  • "What is it?"
  • "I threw up..."
  • "Beau, what are you doing...?"
  • "But why a globe?"
  • "Sure...?"
  • "Yeah, that sounds like too much..."
  • "Wait...?"
  • "Thank you. Back to it."

Jacques Interaction 3:
  • "You can go anywhere you want?"
  • "They're dirty."
  • "Wanted to see if you were still weak..."
  • "Yeah we have..."
  • "No. No blackmail..."
  • "Lay it on..."
  • "Sure am! ..."
  • "Right..."
  • "No."
  • "Ha! This you fighting back?"
  • "Should've stayed alone..."

THE HATE TRAIN HAS LEFT THE STATION. NEXT STOP...

Beau Interaction 4:
  • "It is!"
  • "I was looking for love, actually..." (Be rude then se--ally harass her.)
  • "No. Love or nothing..."

CHOO-CHOO B-TCHES

Rongomaiwhenua unlocked.

Jean Loo
Jean Loo

Interaction 1:
  • "..."
  • "I gotta pee. Open up."
  • "Holy crap."
  • "Uh..no..."
  • "That's..nice."
  • "I can't rap!"
  • "...I'll try..."
  • "I don't think people will..."
  • "..."
  • "Is there any other way?"
  • "Yes."

Interaction 2:
  • "Yes, I'm ready."
  • "...It probably leads to an instant hate endi..."
  • "Huh?"
  • "I'm not doing that."
  • "Okay. Got it."
  • "-Bill!"
  • "Wait, I was being funny!"


A toilet with no sense of humor...
Jerry
Jerry is a content aware character.

You can make him hate you right away by skipping when Skylar pops up. Just choose hate. Always.
Johnny
Johnny Splash

Interaction 1:
  • "I don't think I know you..."
  • "Wait really?"
  • "Probably just plain 'ol salt."
  • "I appreciate the sentiment."
  • "I'll leave a positive review."
  • "Please don't start monologuing..."
  • "Definitely not."
  • "Maybe? But I flunked outta 2nd grade."
  • "Binging on TV series?"
  • "One fortnight."
  • "I'm more of a bath person myself."
  • "Absolutely no idea."
  • "1% of my day is grooming my armpit hair."
  • "Like you complain too much?"
  • "Oh god...?"
  • "That's too bad..."
  • "What's the condition?"
  • "We'll see..."

Interaction 2:
  • "Hey Johnny!"
  • "I came to replace your grout."
  • "No."
  • "Wait, I'm sorry...?" (This guys lore is nuts)
  • "Then you wouldn't have any femurs." (He gets mad when you point this out for some reason lol)
  • "Yeah showers suck...!"
  • "Some weird thing with your dog, apparently."
  • "Not really..."
  • "You're not going to ask me for money...?" (Apparently he is...?)
  • "What happens exactly?"
  • "If I encourage you...?"
  • "I'm sorry...?" (Bruh.)
  • "It's probably too late...?"
  • "For the record..."
  • "Never heard of it."
  • "Valdivian Plus is a total rip."
  • "Eh..."
  • "I'll see you when I see you."

Interaction 3:
  • "I wouldn't bet money on it." (He's acknowledging my hatefullness. At this point, the rest is his fault.)
  • "Nothing...?"
  • "Wait for real?"
  • "Honestly, I'm speechless."
  • "I'll help. Begrudgingly."
  • "Personally..."
  • "Oof."
  • "You sounds like a drowning cat bro."
  • "I'm jealous of salamanders. 'Cause they don't have ears."
  • "I'm sorry...?"
  • "Just cancel the appearance..."
  • "You're being way too over-dramatic."
  • "Whatever."
  • "As long as you're buying."

Interaction 4:
  • "I wanted to give you the oppurtunity to apologize."
  • "Just don't make me regret it."
  • "Not really."
  • "What's up?"
  • "That's sure what it looks like."
  • "Everyone should definitely listen to me about everything."
  • "Just do it in private..."
  • "Meh."
  • "Just remember..."
  • "Sure..."
  • "Wait does this mean you hate me?"

Yes he does. (*but the way he spins it around on you is hilarious)
Keith
Keith is a content aware character.

You can make him hate you right away by skipping when Skylar pops up. Just choose hate. Always.

He will still unlock the attic.

Keyes
Keyes

Interaction 1:
  • Introduce yourself.
  • PANIC ...!
  • "You had me scared for a second."
  • "What performance?"
  • "No, what h-ll are you talking about?"
  • "I've never touched you."

Interaction 2:
  • "Yes!"
  • "Your what now?"
  • "This better be worth it."
  • "Who?"
  • "Who...?"
  • "That sounds way too cold!"
  • "Who...?"

Talk to Lux, Hoove and Hector. They all have special dialogue is they HATE you already, but will ultimately tell you that none of them like Keyes either. So...

Interaction 3:
  • "I wouldn't hold my breath."
  • "Maybe you are..."
  • "Lady, you are spouting crazy talk."
  • "Zero agreements. Nothing."
  • "Really? It's just my living room."
  • "What...?"
  • "That's because I'm not a composer."
  • "EXACTLY!!!"
  • "I'm not explaining this to you."
  • "Not a wealthy connoisseur..."
  • "That's right!"

Interaction 4:
  • "Keyes...?"
  • "Isn't 'capriccio' a type of deli meat?"
  • "Sooo...?"
  • "You know you live here now. There's no going back to your old existence."
  • "I didn't know classical music..."
  • "I knew that."
  • "Ooh. What happens next?"

Interaction 5:
  • "Is it the roach? ..."
  • "Who...?"
  • "No..."
  • "Oh shoot..."
  • "That's just normal television, Keyes."
  • "You take that back! It's a masterpiece."
  • "I have me a soap opera."
  • "What happened with Sharlene and the husband?!?"
  • "That's definitely..."
  • "You're right..."

Interaction 6:
  • "There's a blood sacrifice..."
  • "I thought..."
  • "Alright..."
  • "You are... "
  • "No."
Interaction 7:
  • "I wish..."
  • "I thought it was a sonata..."
  • "I'm taking my seat!"
  • "I was?!?"
  • "I thought it was predictable and boring. Saw it coming a mile away."
  • "Just calling it like I saw it."

She can put up with anything but a bad review, I guess.
Koa
Koa

He doesn't like yappers. So yap.

Interaction 1:
  • "I hope I didn't wake you."
  • "You're my couch?"
  • "So...?"
  • "...Kinda sus."
  • "Can't you just tell me something about yourself?"
  • "Just do it."
  • "It's not my job to play therapist to furniture."

Interaction 2:
  • "You in the mood to talk today?"
  • "Still not trying to talk huh..."
  • "Ah...?"
  • "Like what?"

Interaction 3:
  • "You ever move from that spot?"
  • "I just know you're sitting on a juicy secret...spill it."
  • "Obviously."
  • "What happened to the ring?!"
  • "I don't really see why...it's not all that juicy." (*This is the worst kind of person. Force someone to open up and then make fun of them for it)

Interaction 4:
  • "Actually I'm here for some hot goss from around the house!"
  • "That's what I said."
  • "Boooring!"

Interaction 5:
  • "You look less sleepy then usual..."
  • "Just tell me..."
  • "Your wishes were boring."
Kopi
Kopi

You will need to get coffee from Kopi exactly one time at the last time slot of the day for the purposes of getting Nightmare to HATE you and once for a quest for Abel.

Other than that you're simply going to be a weirdo.

Just keep going to her and not ordering any coffee. Eventually she'll ban you for life.

Kristof
Kristof

Working out is a waste of time.

Interaction 1:
  • "You ok?"
  • "Kill me?!"
  • "Was the large-breasted part necessary?" (*This is the best question in the world actually.)
  • "Dear god, no."
  • "I'm sure you do...?"
  • "Should have guessed...?"
  • "I think you should put modesty on the list."
  • "I get it. You like yourself."
  • "Oh..."
  • "Not sure I want to..."
  • "Oh god."

Interaction 2:
  • "This piece of lint from my pocket."
  • "Yup. That's the stuff."
  • "Well..."
  • "I've been trying to tell you that."
  • "Yeah..."
Lady Memoria
Lady Memoria

Interaction 1:
  • "Do you hate me already? ..."
  • "My what now?"
  • "Chaos or bust I say."

Grab Cam and Artt. Just to bear witness.

Interaction 2:
  • "Ugh. I'm bored already."
  • "It was Bruno Jars, obviously."
  • "...Can you hang on to it?"
  • "Just leave it in the box..."
  • "You keep those Memoria."
  • "Who is Hero-hime?"
  • "I don't wanna hang it...?"

Interaction 3:
  • "Let's keep it in the attic for now."
  • "And what about my obession with gloves...?"
  • "Leave them in the boxes."
  • "I'm not sure...?"
  • "I don't know yet..."
  • "Just keep it in the boxes."
  • "...You keep it."

Interaction 4:
  • "Yeah let's do it..."
  • "Um...?"
  • "Bury it in your boxes, please."
  • "Just keep this one up here for now."
  • "Hey..."
  • "Just keep it in your boxes, I think."
  • "I might need it one day..."
  • "Not sure about this one yet..."
  • "It's not even your're stuff!"

She stays in the attic where she belongs.
Lucinda Lavish
Lucinda Lavish is a DLC only character.

Interaction 1:
  • "Haha naw dawg..."
  • "I'm charming enough."
  • "I didn't buy the DLC."
  • "I got this way on discount..."
  • "Nothing, really."

Interaction 2:
  • "I hate choices."
  • "You said you're the best character...?"
  • "That doesn't exactly..."
  • "Everything?"
  • "You've convinced me..."
  • "I guess not."

Interaction 3:
  • "Can I change how often you come by?"
  • "I'd love to see you less!" x2
  • "Yep..."

You tell her to eff off and she does essentially.
Luke
Luke Nukem

Gimme my tendies.

Interaction 1:
  • "The who?"
  • "Nukem huh? Like Duke?"
  • "What's a viscount?"
  • "No offense taken."
  • "I'm sorry, what?"
  • "I have no idea what you're talking about.""
  • "How many is 'hardly'?"
  • "I dunno. Can I have some tendies?"
  • "I don't know."
  • "I'm a vegetarian."
  • "Do we have to?"
  • "Yes."
  • "What's that have to do with my tendies?"
  • "I guess."
  • "So what?"
  • "Wait there's a war?"
  • "Can I have my tendies then?"
  • "Ok I guess."

Interaction 2:
  • "Make me!"
  • "Have you seen a speech therapist?"
  • "But it's me, Roger...!"
  • "Maybe try cutting back...?"
  • "Whatever."
  • "Can I have my tendies now?"
  • "What if they opened your door?"
  • "Ok but seriously what about my tendies."
  • "No."
  • "Luke Nukem."
  • "There's an all inclusive resort?"
  • "But wouldn't that give cancer?"
  • "...If I HAD some mouth-watering tendies..."
  • "And THEN I get my tendies."
Lux
Lux

Interaction 1:
  • "I'm not a betch..."
  • "You're acting like a jerk."

Interaction 2:
  • "Don't bother. I just forgot..."
  • Walk away.

Interaction 3:
  • "Livestream?"
  • "That sounds... stupid."

Interaction 4:
  • "I'm the main character..."
  • "I forgot what a waste of space you were. Bye."


Lyric
Lyric

Interaction 1:
  • "And that would be bad...?"
  • "Yes."
  • "I didn't ask..."
  • "Do you have a favorite?"
  • "Do you have a favorite genre to write?"
  • "HA! Oh man..."
  • "Yeah, yeah maybe..."

Interaction 2:
  • "Zoo?"
  • "You can really write a book in a night?"
  • "Oh hell yes..."
  • "With the help..."
  • "Social media influencer, Katie Kasparian."
  • "Launched into..."
  • "Left to couch..."
  • "No, let's go ahead with this one!"
Interaction 3:
  • "Absolutely!"
Interaction 4:
  • "Because WHO CARES?"

Lyric cared...and that was their first mistake.
Mac
Mac

Crypto-no.

Interaction 1:
  • "David Most."
  • "1234"
  • "Nailed it."
  • "I live life on the edge. Deal with it."
  • "I doubt that."
  • "I already told you..."
  • "Let's go with the madness thing."
  • "That explains the migraines."
  • "The way I do what now?"
  • "I probably can't stop you."
  • "What was wrong with the old way?"
  • "Whatever..."
  • "The planned obsolescence?"
  • "Haha, yeah that sounds like me."
  • "No. The internet was a mistake."
  • "So what."
  • "Yes, but I'm very lazy."
  • "No I don't think so."
  • "Long as it doesn't cost me anything."
  • "I'll try my best..."

Interaction 2:
  • "Incongruous?"
  • "Oh right. That whole thing."
  • "I'll try..."
  • "Sucks for you."
  • "Thank you."
  • "Yeah let's get this over with."
  • "That's a terrible idea."
  • "Mac, get a hold of yourself!"
  • "You should be." (Shame shame shame)
  • "I find your enthusiasm off-putting."
  • "Perfect."
  • "Lay of the plastic surgeons. They're decent folk."
  • Sigh loudly.
  • "Never..."
  • "I don't want you to..."

No upgrade for you.
Matteo
Matteo

We gotta play the long game whether we want to or not.

Interaction 1:
  • "Pay attention to me...!"
  • Yawn loudly.
  • "Nah."
  • "Okay whatever."
  • "I don't like this thing."

Talk to Phoenicia about Matteo's missing dog.

Interaction 2:
  • "Pay attention to me, bro!"
  • "It's whatevs."
  • "Can we get to the next part of the quest?"
  • "Okay just tell me already."

Go to the Laundry Room and pick up the inanimal on the windowsill.

Interaction 3:
  • "I am the best."
  • "That's not all I found."
  • Any option.
  • "When I have a chance, sure."

The next inanimal is the spring in the living room next to Connie.

Interaction 4:
  • "He died? Things can't die. It's all good."
  • "Um hello? I'm here."
  • Either option.
  • "There was something else with the thread."
  • "Ahhh..."
  • Any option."
  • "Guess I have no choice, huh?"

The final inanimal is in the closet, in the gym, stuck under a box, underneath the shelves.

Interaction 5:
  • "Hey I just followed the clues."
  • "Yeah..."
  • "Is this the one you lost?"
  • "Yeah lol you f-cked up this one up dude!"
  • "I'm honestly just fine now that your stupid little quest is done."

You should've seen his face when I dumped him. Reggie thought it was funny too.
Mikey Transaction
Mikey Transaction is a DLC only character.

You can make Mikey hate you immediately:
  • "Micro transactions are evil!"
  • "You prey upon..."
  • "This is a false equivalence."
  • "I'd rather you die."

Done.


Miranda
Miranda

I'm not into singers.

Interaction 1:
  • "I can help you...!"
  • "Is there much competition...?"
  • "Oh come on, it can't be that hard."
  • "It's not happening. Nope."
  • "I'm not into singers."

Interaction 2:
  • "I actually just wanted to toast something."
  • "Dam-..."
  • "Maybe Stefan has a point?"
  • "Eh..."

Interaction 3:
  • "Yeah, yeah it is."
  • "No...I called you weird."
  • "Yeah. I wanna toast this bagel."

Interaction 4:
  • "Still mad, huh?"
  • "Ok. Can you lighten up a little?"
  • "I just want to talk, Miranda."
  • "Oh, come ON! You're being ridiculous!"

Singers are weird.
Mitchell
Mitchell

We're going to insult Mitchell, and all of Mitchell's friends. :D

Interaction 1:
  • "That's not a white at all..."
  • "Have you heard of Soylint? ..." (As long as it's not green I think its fine...)
  • "I'm not really hungry right now."

Interaction 2 (Guy won't just chat):
  • "I was thinking maybe we could just talk..."
  • "Ok I'll see you another time, then."

Interaction 3:
  • "I was thinking..." (He really won't I tried again lol)
  • "I'll come along, then."
  • "Let's do sushi!"
  • "The slighty 'run down' quality...It's..."
  • "Rather off putting, I must say."
  • "Chopsticks are properly..."
  • "Seaweed only is an odd choice..."
  • "Pretend to refuse it..."
  • "Ewww. I hate eel!"

Interaction 4:
  • "I'd love to!" (Best to just go along with it)
  • "Hawaiian-fusion...!"
  • "Shouldn't we be...?"
  • "I feel like..."
  • "Um...I don't eat meat. Remember?"
  • "I don't actually know..."
  • "How about something...?"
  • whispering "Can we get moving?"

Interaction 5:
  • "Such as?"
  • "Ask away!"
  • "They can actually get in loves way." (*With the context that he IS FOOD makes this option so mean)

Interaction 6:
  • "I'd love to!"
  • "You had me at 'ice cream'. "
  • "I expected it to be more...inviting?"
  • "Old boxes..."
  • "Those names are pretty much illegible..."
  • "Vanilla."
  • "Sorta kinda meh..."
  • "I'm full."
  • "We could kinda tell..."
  • "Yes Mitchell?"
  • "1/10. Imma level with you. Wasn't the best date."
  • "Later, Mitch." (Gotta throw in an unwanted nickname)

Interaction 7:
  • "Let's hear..."
  • "How about...?"
  • "Let's read..."

He also reviews you poorly after this.
Monique
Monique

You have to make Sophia hate you as a pre-requisite to talking to Monique.

Interaction 1:
  • "Whatever."
  • "Hello?"
  • "I dunno, $20?"
  • "Uh, can I have more?"

Interaction 2:
  • "Like how much money?"
  • "I just wanted to talk..."
  • "I was kinda replaced by AI..."
  • "I got these glasses..."
  • "I just want some money."

Interaction 3:
  • "Hey there."
  • "Sounds great."
  • "What constitutes an 'emergency'?"
  • "I'm getting bored."
  • "How can I save on utilities?"
  • "Okay, pretty obvious...?"

Interaction 4:
  • "Sure."
  • "Because I'm going to die soon?"
  • "Is there a way to save on food delivery?"
  • "But I don't want to drive."
  • "Monique, are you scared?"

Interaction 5: (She's gonna quiz you, and you're gonna purposely flunk because that's stupid.)
  • "No not really.
  • "Uh oh."
  • "Can we do something else?"
  • "Borrow from my savings."
  • "Dump it."
  • "Pay off my debts and buy a huge boat."
  • "Go on vacation."
  • "10%"
  • "No often."
  • "Gotta fill out the Date-a-dex."
  • "Yes..."

Interaction 6 (Lock it in):
  • "Fine, whatever."

Guess we can close the safe back up...
Nightmare
Nightmare is a content aware character.

You can make them hate you right away by skipping when Skylar pops up. Just choose hate. Always.


Parker
Parker

Parker's an odd case. Your relationship status is found out through a final dice roll. You can weigh them heavily in the favor of HATE and still get love, so save before the final interaction.

Interaction 1:
  • "You seem to be... a lot."
  • "Is it being annoying?"
  • "No."


There's going to be variation in the outcomes of playing the games with Parker too. Just make sure you ALWAYS CHEAT!

Interaction 2:
  • "Nah, let's play!"
  • Spin the spinner!
  • Sneeze loudly...
  • "I was on the 10th space..."
  • Spin the spinner!
  • Spin the spinner!
  • "In your face, b--ch!"
  • "All right, sure."

Interaction 3:
  • "I do!"
  • Switch position of your king and queen.
  • Play passively.
  • Accept...
  • "Great, I don't want to fall in love with you."

Interaction 4:
  • "Sure."
  • "Belgium."
  • Place your pieces in little piles...
  • Look for a snack and ask Parker to play your turn for you.
  • "Yeah, you win this one. Mr. Boring."

Interaction 5 (Dice roll -save before)
  • "That's sounds painful..."
  • "All right..."

He's glad he's aloud to HATE you for cheating.
Penelope
Penelope

Penelope is having a losing streak with her love life. We aren't gonna help...dunno why she keeps talking to us.

Interaction 1:
  • "Uh, sorry..."
  • "I don't need to know it."
  • "I dunno what you want me to say about that."
  • "To what?"
  • "You've got one foot in grave."
  • "I truly don't care." (From the jump...I'm telling you.)
  • "No."

Interaction 2:
  • "Another 'Quote of the Day'?"
  • "Skip to the point."
  • "I truly do not care..." (Again.)
  • "Try not to be the disaster you are."
  • "This is none of my business."

Interaction 3:
  • "Do you ever come up with your own ideas?"
  • "She was right."
  • "I don't know if I believe you..."
  • "This is sad even for you."
  • "I'll see myself out?"

Interaction 4:
  • "Given your track record..."
  • "I wouldn't need a dice roll..."
  • "Oh you're about to get dumped."
  • "Wow...close-minded."
  • "Quick, get one of your dumb quotes."

Interaction 5:
  • "Wow exactly!" (Took her long enough)
  • "Wow..."
  • "That doesn't sound like it came from your calendar."
  • "What's this about a bronco now?"

We've been telling her.
Phoenicia
Phoenicia

Interaction 1:
  • "Why are you yelling?!"
  • "Another system alert? ..."
  • Remove Phoenicia's case.
  • "Better?"
  • "Okay..."

Interaction 2:
  • "Seriously? You weren't even doing anything."
  • "Are you sure? You're not even that warm..."
  • "I don't think that's actually..."
  • "I'm not falling for it."

IDK why all these things expect me to solve their problems.
Prissy
Prissy

Interaction 1:
  • "Funny haha, or funny weird?"
  • "Great..."
  • "...Um, did I...?"
  • "I'm sorry, you what?"
  • "You like plant-like. Yes."
  • "I bought you..."
  • "How does Flirtilizer...?"
  • "I... really don't think that's going to work."
  • "I don't think you can change..."
  • "I get that..."
  • "Correct!"
  • "...magic?"
  • "Maybe. But still...this is nuts." (*She's so right though. You're the crazy sounding one here lol)
  • "Oh. No, definitely not."
  • "...I don't wanna have to water anything."
  • "Nah..."

Interaction 2:
  • "I think you're missing a ton of key ingredients, lady."
  • "My friend, nothing is called The Woot."
  • "Oh yes. It's BS..."
  • "That looks like a totally normal watering can."
  • "Does woot evaporate?"
  • "Almond butter, more like."
  • "Are you kidding?..."
  • "Yeah, c'mon...!"
  • "I will not participate..."

Interaction 3:
  • "There's not a single thing different..."
  • "Yeah..."
  • "To torment you, mostly."
  • "You're just a thing. Not a plant." (You really gotta double down with some of them.)

*You get a thorough dressing down.
Rainey
Rainey

Interaction 1:
  • "I don't think the music..."
  • "What?"
  • "I didn't even know you still worked honestly."
  • "It's probably because you're playing them at the wrong speed."

Interaction 2:
  • "Is that what you call them?"
  • "I think something might actually be wrong with Rainey..."
  • "What tumble?"
  • "I don't believe you."

Talk to Celia. If she hates you there will be special dialogue, but she'll ultimately help you progress the story as normal.

Interaction 3:
  • "I thought we might talk about your music..."
  • "Why are you so upset by this?
  • "Is it?"

Interaction 4:
  • "What the h-ll...?"
  • "What the h-ll...?"
  • "I really don't remember that."

Interaction 5:
  • "What the h-ll is this?"
  • "Get a grip, Rainey."

Interaction 6:
  • "Where are you taking me?"
  • "Can't we just party here?"
  • "I don't really drink..."
  • "Does this have alcohol?"
  • "What are you even talking about?"
  • Toss it... (Don't drink anything Bev serves you...)
  • "I feel like that can't be good for you..."
  • "Shouldn't it be vinegar by now?"
  • "Dam- Beverly, what did you do?"
  • "When you say screws loose...are you being literal?"
  • "You could have gotten health years ago."
  • "Maybe they will...but you'll know the truth."
  • "It's about time."

Interaction 7:
  • "Let's get this over with."
  • "It can't be that hard."
  • "Oh boy..."
  • "So what if I haven't!"
  • "I'm so lost...?"
  • Go as fast as you can.
  • "Happy to help."
  • "It must have been really hard for you."
  • "I say f-ck 'em."

Interaction 8:
  • "No thanks..."
  • "I'd be resentful too honestly."
  • "What about Tony?"
  • "I was just waiting for you to be okay before I dumped you."
*No but what's sad Is you don't treat Rainey all that well and she's still heartbroken because it's still better than everyone else..
Rebel
Rebel is a content aware character.

You can make them hate you right away by skipping when Skylar pops up. Just choose hate. Always.
Reggie
Reggie

I saved the best for last. If you didn't, I think the method of choosing the wrong answers to Reggie's lessons x3 will still earn you hatred.

Reggie will befriend you after two HATE endings.

Reggie will pop up after each HATE ending to make a quip about it, and will have some special dialogue at milestones like 20 endings, but choices don't matter during those conversations.

After you make everyone else HATE you, go talk to Reggie.

Interaction 1:
  • "I got 101 things to hate me!"
  • "No..."

Interaction 2:
  • "Can you teach me your ways, senpai?"
  • "Let's get it."
  • "I'm gonna listen to what you have to say."
  • "I love music and drawing too!"
  • "You got it, I'll do my best!"

Interaction 3:
  • "Can you teach me your ways, senpai?"
  • "I love you, too."
  • "Hi there Quentin...!"
  • "I've got a hat right here...?"

Interaction 4:
  • "Can you teach me your ways, senpai?"
  • "Oh, sorry..."
  • Pet Bluffy.
  • "Love...!"
  • "I really don't enjoy you dude. There's no grand plan."

You get special dialogue for saving Reggie for last:
  • "You're not stalling, are you?
  • "Reggie..."
  • "I knew you had nothing."
  • "Does this mean I'll never see you again?"
  • "Keep it hateful."

Congrats on the yacht.
River
River
She'll actively make your life worse after this. Fair warning.

Interaction 1:
  • "Didn't you get enough of me...?"
  • "You see me naked every day..."
  • "You got something to hide?"
  • "Who?"
  • "I'm not familiar."
  • "It's never too late to reinvent yourself."
  • "Of course there is."
  • "If you say so-"

Interaction 2:
  • "Whoah."
  • "Let's hear about the water heater."
  • "You did seem a little flustered..."
  • "Come on..."

Interaction 3:
  • "I might have been."
  • "Why can't you be the reason?"
  • "For all the times..."
  • "Hello...?"
  • "What, you're just going to leave?
  • "I want you to stop being wishy-washy." (Get it?)

Interaction 4:
  • "What're you moping about?"
  • "Just count them up and average them."
  • "Have you ever though about trying harder?"
  • "I thought you had too much work to do to be sitting around..."
  • "If you keep expecting someone else to solve your insecurities..."

Interaction 5:
  • "What's your problem?"
  • "Ok then."
  • "I don't really think your insecurities are my problem."

Interaction 6:
  • Lock it in.
Rongomaiwhenua
Rongomaiwhenua

Now, that Jacques and Beau hate you, you're free to make Ro HATE you too.

Interaction 1:
  • "No I'm not?"
  • "Are you always this intense?"
  • "Can I just call you Ro?" (She says no, but we don't really care.)
  • " 'Antics'?"

Interaction 2:
  • "Sure have."
  • "Lured?"
  • "There's no satisfaction in menial tasks."
  • "I'm not worshipping you, weirdo."
  • "You are so delusional it's impressive."
  • "I 'require' you to get a grip."

Interaction 3:
  • "I have a name, you know."
  • "You're a goddess...?"
  • "I'm not a trained seal."
  • "I'm not going to let you mock me."

Interaction 4:
  • "I'm gonna put you back in storage." (*Harsh)
Sassy Chap
Sassy Chap

You can get the Hate Ending with Sassy Chap AKA the Devs, pretty much immediately.

Choose to play immediately when prompted.
Lock in your relationship status after one date. It does not matter if you got the question right or wrong.

Sassy will say, "Would you like to date another dev?"
  • "No."
  • "I want to find out..."
  • "Lock it in...!"
  • "Excited."

At max you have 3 points out of 30 and the devs and Sassy Chap HATE you now.

(*Which is fair. You skipped all their bonus content and that's rude af. lol)
Shelley
Shelley

Interaction 1:
  • "You okay?"
  • "Slow down and take a breath."
  • "Why does it feel like...?"
  • "Are you upset with me?"

Interaction 2:
  • "You seem a little tense."
  • "Hey, careful not to break that thing."
  • "Is there a problem?"
  • Dust thoroughly.
  • "I kinda thought dusting you would make you less..."
  • "Happier?"
  • "You call that...?"

Interaction 3:
  • Duck.
  • "He definitely just wanted you to leave."
  • "I'm not doing that."
  • "Stupid."
  • "ANGRY!"
  • "Can I get up now?"

Interaction 4:
  • "Wow, sounds like someone wasn't thinking positive enough."
  • "For the love of god please stay." (Dasha will make a jab at you if you already HATE each other)
  • "So that's how you get her to stop talking."
  • "There must be something..."
  • "What?"
  • "Don't be so negative."
  • "This is not my problem."
  • "Yeah. Be positive."

Interaction 5:
  • "Why should I?"
  • "Okay."
Sinclaire, Scandalabra and Maggie
Sinclaire, Scandalabra and Maggie

The key to making Sinclaire and Scandalabra HATE you permanently is to mess up Maggie's mysteries. I'm going to write them all together as one section, and you'll be able to rake in the hate one after another.

Start with Sinclaire:

Sinclaire Interaction 1:
  • "Um...hi?"
  • "Okayyyy..."
  • "Oh, I see...!"
  • "Turkleman City? Is that even a real place?"
  • "I mean..."
  • "Is your dog gonna pee on my bathroom tile?"

Sinclaire Interaction 2:
  • "Yeah, I guess so..."
  • "Then what happened?"
  • "Sure. Of course."
  • "Well, that sounds dangerous."
  • "Oh...?"
  • "And?"
  • "Are you bonkers?"
  • "I see..."
  • "Wait..."
  • "That's rude."
  • "Am I to understand...?"
  • "I'll do everything I can!"
  • "I'll do my best to help you.

Sinclaire Interaction 3 (AKA I tried to get out of this):
  • "As a matter of complete coincidence..."
  • "It's possible you might have been slightly misled."

Since Sinclaire won't let us out of having to talk to Maggie, let's talk to Scandalabra first.

Scandalabra Interaction 1:
  • "Get bent you lump of waxy buildup."

Cool, moving on to Maggie.

Maggie Interaction 1:
  • "More than modest!"
  • "Before that...?" (She won't let us get right to Sinclaire. Something meta or something.)
  • "Understood...!"
  • "But..."
  • "If you're open to it..."
  • "Why not start...?"
  • "I think I know who sent the letter." (Evidence be dam-ed.)
  • "It was Penelope..." (Pretty sure she's the most wrong answer...)
  • "Even though I failed...?"
  • "Sure..."

Maggie Interaction 2:
  • "Before we get into any of that...?" (Nope. Still won't talk about Sinclaire for the meta)
  • "Seems a little 'railroad-y'." (*Ah yes we shouldn't be bothered to PLAY a game during a video game)
  • "How did you know my order?"
  • "Maggie, that's over the line."
  • "...image enhancement?"
  • "Um...That's kind of creepy..."
  • "I might have made a mistake..."
  • "I've been thinking about you too, Maggie."
  • "I don't think..."

Maggie Interaction 3:
  • "You don't know me that well, then."
  • "Do tell!" (This one is gonna send us around the house a bit)
  • "But sometimes..."
  • "Let's do it!"
  • "...Hoove."

Go talk to Hoove about the case.

Hoove will have special dialogue if he already HATES you, but none the less will send you to talk to Stepford.

Talk to Stepford.

Stepford:
  • Special dialogue if he already HATES you.
  • "I know we aren't on great terms...?"
  • "Talk, Stepford...!"
  • "Go ahead...?"
  • "Shh! He doesn't know that!"
  • "Let's bring in the Scandalabra!" (Actually we're gonna go to him, but whatever)
  • "See you there."

Scandalabra Interaction 2: (For some reason he still insists on talking)
  • "Why I'd be delighted."
  • Responses depend on who you've met.

Scandalabra Interaction 3:
  • "Maggie has a few questions for you..." (He's gonna act like you never said this.)
  • "Sure you were."
  • "Abel told me..."
  • "That seems like a private matter."
  • "Is that the base?"
  • "Uh okay."
  • "I'm just not interested!"
  • "Yes, I don't want any lovers..." (Or friends)
  • "Actually I'm here because Maggie has some questions for you." (Back to it bruh.)
  • "Now I'm suspicious..."
  • "We have a witness..."
  • "Answer this allegation!"
  • "Whether you were just having fun or not..."
  • "What about the way Scandalabra speaks?"
  • "Him talk funny."
  • "How about the issue of shininess?"
  • "Doesn't silver tarnish?"
  • "Alright..."
  • "I don't know I'm bad at this."
  • "Got you...!"
  • "I don't know I'm along for the ride."
  • "Case closed!"
  • "You know Maggie..."

Maggie Interaction 4:
  • "I'm surprised...!"
  • "What is it?"
  • "No way."
  • "Maggie..."
  • "You said that..."

Scandalabra Interaction 4:
Talk to him one more time, simply to rub it in.
  • "The whole fake identity thing gives me the creeps."

He HATES you.

Maggie Interaction 5: (We rejected her last time, but she still wants to be friends for some reason)
  • "Nevertheless..."
  • "No. But I'd like to help you solve your last case."
  • " 'A bit weird' ..."
  • "He says some wild stuff, alright."
  • "He mentioned finding someone..." (Finally Sinclaire time)

Sinclaire Interaction 4:
  • "Yes."
  • "I'd like to know..."
  • "Can we have a moment with Sudsy?"
  • "Alright, Suds, give us the straight dope."
  • "Froth up if you understand me."
  • "Marvelous."
  • "Sinclaire is definitely a sink."
  • "I think we're ready to move on."
  • "...Let's solve this thing!" (I've got all I need to move on)
  • "Unstable?"
  • "I think he's less vulnerable than you think."
  • "Sinclaire..."
  • "Maggie, it'll be ok!"
  • "Dear god."

You broke his mind. He HATES you.

Maggie Interaction 5:
  • "I can't decide...!"
  • "I'm not a detective though. You didn't do a good enough job!" (Deny deny deny...)

3 more haters!
Skylar
Skylar

When you are able to start realizing dateables you will have a conversation about not being able to realize her until after everyone else. Doesn't really matter for this play through.

Here's the conversations to make her hate you:

Interaction 1:
  • "Hi, Skylar!"
  • "Nah...!"
  • "Let's chat about you!"
  • "Can we talk about how this 'dating objects' thing works?"
  • "How do dateables eat, listen to music, etc?"
  • "That's ridiculous."
  • "Ew, gross!"
  • "Why...?"
  • "You're kidding me."
  • "This is pretty silly, you have to admit."
  • "No promises."

Interaction 2:
  • "Bad."
  • "Sure I am."
  • "Let's chat about you!"
  • "Can we chat about...?"
  • "How do dateables talk to each other?"
  • "Oh no..."
  • "Bzxrchshsrxr..."
  • "That's ridiculous."

Interaction 3:
  • "Let's chat about you!"
  • "Can we chat about...?"
  • "What's so special about this house?"
  • "Keep your secrets, then..."
  • "That's ridiculous."
  • "I just think that lore should hold up to scrutiny."

Her suspension is in need of repair.
Sophia
Sophia is a content aware character.

You can make her hate you right away by skipping when Skylar pops up. Just choose hate. Always.

You can still open the safe to talk to Monique.

Stefan
Stefan

Just matching his energy...

Interaction 1:
  • "Prep?"
  • "This isn't just your space."
  • "Just your bad attitude."
  • "It's my kitchen, dude..."
  • "...Are you okay?"
  • "Then I'll leave."

Interaction 2:
  • "You haven't calmed down yet?"

Interaction 3:
  • "What? No yelling at me?"
  • "Woooow..."
  • "Grease demon...?
  • "You should probably just go.

Interaction 4:
  • "What's the big deal?"
  • "Leave you to your fancy foods..."

Interaction 5:
  • "What's all the praise for?"
  • "Four hours is a long time..."
  • "Come on..."

Interaction 6:
  • "Why don't you just do it yourself?"
  • "Maybe it's the chip?"
  • "I'll just... go."

Interaction 7:
  • "I just wanted to get to know you more."
  • "Wow. Rude."
  • "I don't have to take this..."

Interaction 8:
  • " I came back to see if you were still rude."
  • "Is that your idea of an apology?"
Stepford
Stepford

Time for some good old fashioned sabotage.

Interaction 1:
  • "Don't mind me..."
  • "What are you a trophy of, exactly?"
  • "Just checking in on things."

Interaction 2:
  • "I think you got it..."
  • "I had noticed that, actually."
  • "Maybe it's natural."
  • "So what's the problem?"
  • "That's only natural."
  • "I think that's just called aging."
  • "Idk."
  • "Retirement could be full of new joys..."

Interaction 3:
  • "Let me guess...?"
  • "I mean..."
  • "That sucks."
  • "Stupid?" (*Oof wtf?)
  • "You never know how someones feeling..."
  • "Whoa there...!"
  • "But..."
  • "I think we get the point."
  • "It takes you back...?"
  • "They could be..."
  • "Forget about that...!"
  • "I think you should work on that tan!"
  • "I'll give you your privacy!"

Interaction 4: (Time to exact part one of the sabotage)
  • "Who are they?"
  • "Tough competition..."
  • "That's awesome...!"
  • "Given the competition...?"
  • "Let's get you nice and sweaty."
  • "I think we're done here."

Interaction 5:
  • "Can't sleep?"
  • "You've prepared well. Trust it." (Simply lie.)
  • "You're focusing on the competition..."
  • "Well would you look at the time!"
  • "I really think..."
  • "I have to turn you down...!"
  • "You'll be alright..."
  • Either option

Interaction 6: (Finish the sabotage)
  • "...Tina..."
  • "Because they are all broken and unfinished." (Tina catching strays)
  • "Guess you should've trained harder..."
Stella, Celia, and Florence
Stella, Celia, and Florence

All aboard another HATE train.

You need to make Stella HATE you before you can make Celia and Florence HATE you.

First stop on the HATE train

Stella Interaction 1:
  • "Good for you."
  • "I'll be on my way then."
  • "You're not a bother."
  • "What kind of business?"
  • "You mean me?"
  • "Have you ever heard of a pyramid scheme?"
  • "Booklet?"
  • "I think you're being scammed, Stella."
  • "Does it make you...?"
  • "I might have the time..."

Stella Interaction 2:
  • "You didn't think I would be?"
  • "I don't think heels are the problem."
  • "I think you're being taken advantage of."
  • "Do what?"
  • "I'd rather not."
  • "Are you?"
  • Make a Dig a Chairemi. OR "I've just got this thing..."
  • "I think it's just Spanish."
  • "Oh. Roleplay..."
  • "Oh."
  • "Rock salt?"
  • "Oh. You're in DEEP."
  • "How do you think it went?"
  • "All night?"
  • "It's not really sustainable is all."
  • "It's still a scam Stella."

ALL ABOARD THE HATE TRAIN NEXT STOP

Florence Interaction 1:
  • "Yes..."
  • "I'd like to see her now, actually."

Celia Interaction 1:
  • "Nothing specific..."
  • "I dunno..."
  • "She seems distracted."
  • "Okay, I'll look into it."
  • "Tell me about Florence."
  • "What makes you say that?"
  • "Tell me about Florence." (She'll mention bottles around Florence's desk)

Florence Interaction 2:
  • "Celia tells me you've been leaving bottles..."
  • "Ah, of course..."
  • "That's very interesting."
  • "Are you trying to catch anyone's eye...?"
  • "Maybe...Mayor Celia?"
  • "Sounds like you..."
  • "Your secrets safe with me."
  • "Maybe I could help...?"
  • "What about that new bottled air...?"
  • "I knew you seemed like a smart lady!"
  • "Well aren't you lucky...!"

Celia Interaction 2:
  • Lock in the hate with Celia and Florence. You can confirm or deny influencing Florence. Celia knows the truth anways.

That's 3 more haters.
Teddy
Teddy

He'll agree to hate you if you ask. (*...if you hurt his feelings first.)

Did this at the last slot of the day, to reject his bedtime story.

Interaction 1:
  • "Am I?"
  • "I wouldn't know..."
  • "Um..."
  • "Honestly, doesn't sound like my scene anymore..."
  • "I hear ya. I just...don't agree. So, I'm gonna go."

Interaction 2: (any time slot)
  • "I'm trying to get you to hate me."
Telly
Telly

Complains when I watch. Complains when I don't watch.

Interaction 1:
  • "Who are you?"
  • "Is that like a meme or something?"
  • "I don't really watch TV."
  • "How's your pricing?"
  • "Typical."
  • "If I have to..."
  • "Local community access."
  • "How else am I gonna learn close up magic?"
  • "I like the xylophone."

Interaction 2:
  • "But I don't know how to sashay!"
  • "Got it."
  • "Shoot..."
  • "I'm sorry, ossify...?"
  • "What if I don't want that?"

Interaction 3:
  • "I don't have anywhere else to go."
  • "How about the news?"
  • "Eh...?"
  • "Valdiviflix obviously!"
  • "No I want Valdiviflix."
  • "Well, I've made up my mind, I watch to watch Valdiviflix." (TRIPLE DOWN)

What a HATER...ha!
Textbox-chan
Textbox-chan

Interaction 1:
  • "Speak normal."
  • "Text box... -chan?"
  • "The beam thing doesn't go out the windows..."
  • "Idk..."
  • "Eh, we'll see."
  • "Do your worst, UI lady."

She won't talk to you any more unless you've talked to the others.

16
  • "Sure have!"
  • "I'm talking with everyone here so I can destroy their souls one by one."
  • "Could look cleaner."
  • Skip
  • "What's the most NSFW thing you've had to convert into text?"
  • "I've already done that."

41
  • "Uh-oh. I'm just gonna...go."

60
  • "Is whatever is going on with you...?"
  • "What's it to you?"
  • "You need to get it together."
  • "Well what do you expect?"
  • "I've done that!"

80
  • "I don't care about that."
  • "I've certainly never thought anything of the sort."
  • "You seem kind of defensive..."

80
  • Sigh.
  • "I don't really like you. Never have. You're annoying." (Just spell it out for her I guess...)
  • "Nope. You suck and you suck to look at and read."


Another "hidden" dateable, devastated.
Timothy Timepiece
Timothy Timepiece

Interaction 1:
  • "Lyme disease is no joke."
  • "Is 'be a d-ck to a total stranger' on there?"
  • "Is emphasizing every third word part of the routine too?"
  • "I don't even know who you are yet."
  • "Say shhhedule one more time."

He will tell you when to come back. I chose to listen. You don't have to. But I did. (*And that's the only way I'm gonna show you.)

12 PM
  • "If that's all it takes..."
  • "Like this, actually."

3 PM
  • "I'd rather swallow glass."
  • "TARDINESS!"
  • "Even during s-x?"
  • "I've never been more turned off in my life."
  • "I ask the waiter when they're bringing the bread basket."
  • "I slap you..."
  • "SHOUTING...!"

9 PM
  • "What...?"
  • "I mind quite a bit."
  • "Seriously?"

9 AM
  • "Just because I don't like you..."
  • "Nothing, as I should have."
  • "No wonder you have no friends."
  • "Or what?"

Down with catboys?
Tina
Tina is a content aware character.

You can make her hate you right away by skipping when Skylar pops up. Just choose hate. Always.


Tony
Tony

Interaction 1:
  • "Closet?"
  • "An auger...?"
  • "That's not how HIPAA works."
  • "I have no idea..."
  • "Your innuendo is terrible."
  • "Nope."
  • "Okay genius. What do you have in mind?"
  • "Back up. You...?"
  • "I don't much about architecture..."
  • "What about going downstairs to upstairs?"
  • "I think our stairs might be load bearing..."
  • "Is that safe? I feel like..."
  • "Workshop? Sounds expensive."
  • "You will not make me a project, Tony."

Interaction 2:
  • "I still don't understand..."
  • "..."
  • "That man was not a contractor..."
  • "Are you telling me that's what Greg was doing?!"
  • "Hm."
  • "Greg help us..."
  • "Really? ..."
  • "This has to be why..."
  • "Tested? But I'm clean. I swear."
  • Take detailed notes with look of concentration.

Interaction 3:
  • "I don't have to prove anything to you."
  • "I throw myself at your feet..."
  • "I tell you to take a long walk off a short pier, jerk-off."
  • "Nobody tells me what to do!"
  • "You only had two lessons?"
  • "You need to hang up your hard hat. You're a fraud."

I calls it as I sees it.
Tydus
Tydus

You can make Tydus hate you quickly as long as you make fun of the way she speaks.

Interaction 1:
  • "We don't even know each other...?"
  • "Look, I don't need this..."
  • "You seriously don't know...?"
  • "This is a threat. For future reference."

Interaction 2:
  • "Hey my laundry room isn't that bad..."
  • "What that hell are you talking about?? ...!"
  • "Oh, please. You're a windbag..."

And she says you're an idiot in turn.
Tyrell
Tyrell

Talk to him in the closet to avoid unnecessary chatter and get to the hatred.

Interaction 1:
  • "Why should I do what you say?"
  • "You didn't have to..."
  • "I'm not a dude..." (Doesn't matter if you are or not.)
  • "What is that?"
  • "Yeah..."
  • "You just seem nervous."
  • "Did you think of that on your own?" (Yeah make him feel bad about himself.)
  • "I can make a bit of a mess."
  • "Surely, you have bigger aspirations."
  • "Get through next Tuesday."
Interaction 2:
  • "I'm surprised you don't have more guests."
  • "Fabrication?"
  • "Is that what you do with your time?"
  • "Why do you keep them around?"
  • "There was a bar in your old bathroom?"
  • "This story is way too long." (Cut the yappin.)
  • "I don't think you should complain so much."
  • "You're a towel..."
  • "That monkey looks pissed." (*It's a cool collectible tho)

Tyrell and Towel Buddy HATE you.
Vaughn
Vaughn is a content aware character.

You can make him hate you right away by skipping when Skylar pops up. Just choose hate. Always.


Wallace
Wallace

Interaction 1:
  • "What the literal f--k?"

He loves you. Don't worry. You'll change his mind.

Keep talking to Wallace and Selecting "Wall". Eventually I new dialogue tree will open up.

When it does, select:
  • "Man I feel so dumb doing this."
  • "I can't believe this."

You've cracked the wall...and impressed Reggie.
Washford
Washford

He wants his ex so bad it makes him stupid.

Interaction 1:
  • "Uhhh...?"
  • "In a mood, huh...?"
  • "Wow..."
  • "I guess I'm interested."
  • "Well that's..."
  • "Truthfully? ..."
  • "I have never thought this much about my washing machine."
  • "What are you going on about?"
  • "I don't know..."
  • "I think I understand."
  • "Guess I'm stuck here listening."
  • Sigh...
  • "Was that it?"
  • "Yup. Bravo...?"
  • "Is that the dryer?" (BIG OFFENDED)
  • "Cool beans."
  • "I could really go for a glass of wine right now."
  • "Seems like you weren't a good match."
  • "Anger...with Drysdale?"
  • "Whoa."
  • "It just doesn't sound..."

Interaction 2:
  • "What now?"
  • "Hey, you know I'm here, right?"
  • "That sounds super dangerous."
  • "Screw you, I'm doing fine."
  • "How do I get out of this...?"
  • "Nothing personal..."
  • "Wild mind?"
  • "Whoa, are you telling me...??"
  • "So, I'm in jail. Kinda. That blows."
  • "Why are you being such a jerk?"
  • "Ain't a dam- thing wrong with some Cliff Notes, ya tool."
  • "WTH?! ...!"
  • "Ok that's it..."

Interaction 3:
He'll just tells you, he HATES you.
Willi
Willi

We lost our job, but still have to tell it to get lost.

Interaction 1:
  • "Huh?"
  • "I don't even know who you are."
  • "I didn't-"
  • "That's not all that fun a fact...?"
  • "I'm not doing all that."
  • "I climbed Mount Everest..."
  • "I'm not sure if I'm comfortable..."
  • "What the h-ll do you need me for?"
Interaction 2:
  • "Could you share...?"
  • "There's no way a priss like you was gonna be hang gliding."
  • "Delusion will take you far in the corporate world."
  • "Can't wait..."

Interaction 3:
  • "Another flubbed interview? ...!"
  • "Someone living his best life."
  • "Jealousy is such a bad look..."
  • "Just do what I do and embrace bumhood."
  • "Over my dead body."
  • "We'll see."

Interaction 4:
  • "Lovers spat?"
  • "Sounds hot."
  • "Maybe this is a sign..."
  • "Maybe it's time to start a life of crime."
  • "You can't spell 'wire fraud' without 'we'."

Interaction 5:
  • "You finally snap?"
  • "Accepting our AI overlords and falling in line."
  • "Wow, way to make this all about you."
  • "No, I just don't give a sh-t about you."

Interaction 6:
  • "You're insane."
  • "There's no one I'd rather talk to less."
Winnifred
Winnifred

I mean, this is an example of you, NOT being a hypocrite technically...

Interaction 1:
  • "Uh."
  • "Huh..."
  • "Hi, Whinny!"
  • "Uhh..."
  • "I'll come by later then!"

Interaction 2:
  • "Really...?"
  • "I'm to blame for how much you do??"
  • "What were they like? ..."
  • "I'd rather stick to the facts."
  • "Why not?"
  • "Then why tell the stories?"
  • "It was okay, I guess."

Interaction 3:
  • "Do you know stuff about drain pipes?"
  • "...Drainage?"
  • "Hello. I'm still here."
  • "What was that all about?"
  • "Who is more special...?"
  • "I hope Washford doesn't find out."

Interaction 4:
  • "You never did tell me that story."
  • "Ooo, spicy!"
  • "14 photos?! ..."
  • "100%"
  • "Are you above jealousy or something?"
  • "Not at all."
  • "Oooooo, Winny!"

Interaction 5:
  • "Don't get so full of yourself."
  • "Ooo, some tea. Pour it!"
  • "A third voice?!"
  • "It was there serious?"
  • "Good."
  • "You can't love more than one person." (In this case we love no one, especially not objects.)

Interaction 6:
  • "Just...hey?"
  • "You wanna tell me?"
  • "Gonna let Washford know...?"
  • "You should pick one. Don't be greedy."

Matter of fact, you should pick none, like me.
Wyndolyn
Wyndolyn

She's not interested anyways...

Wyndolyn has multiple story lines, so just pick one and stick with it. I'm gonna show you one way. You can make her hate you via any of the story lines as long as you always choose to insult her. The story lines are based on the direction the window is facing.

Interaction 1 (Bedroom):
  • "I don't really know...?"
  • "I think people are looking out windows..."
  • "A bitter rivalry."
  • "I'm almost jealous..."
  • "What are you suggesting?"
  • "But what if I want to kiss you?"

Interaction 2 (Bedroom): (*I think she's the meanest to the PC in this storyline so I chose this one...)
  • "Not going to say anything?"
  • "Lady, I got dating to do!"

Interaction 3 (Bedroom):
  • "That's a waste of time."
  • "That feels like an insult."
  • "Because you are weird?"
  • "Moody and stormy?"
  • "I'm being social right now!"
  • "I literally cannot leave..."

Interaction 4 (Bedroom):
  • "Right to business..."
  • "What food?"
  • "A chip of some sort?"
  • "Pizza works."
  • "I take it you have an opinion..."
  • "None of these sound fun!"
  • "No one will go along with these games."
  • "That was uncalled for."

Interaction 5 (Bedroom):
  • "Nope."
  • "I didn't want one anyway."
  • "You are so god-d--ned mean sometimes."
  • "Is there a puppy shaped cloud right now?"
  • "You are a pretty awful friend."

Interaction 6 (Bedroom):
  • "Boom. Then shatter, b--ch."

Boom, indeed.

xxXShadowl0rd420Xxx
xxXShadowl0rd420Xxx

All you gotta do is just not give a flying eff about this catfish.

Interaction 1:
  • "Sure."
  • "Excuse me?"
  • "Sure, I totally understand."
  • "Uhm. Thanks?"
  • "On my own!"
  • "What do you mean?"
  • "Aw, I hate that spooky feeling."
  • "Like platonically?" (Not even.)
  • "I have zero questions."
  • "Nah, not really."
Interaction 2:
  • "What is it?"
  • "AAAH!!"
  • "Did you summon bugs?!"
  • "Am I infested with bugs now?"
  • "I don't want to help you anymore. (* TT w TT)

Interaction 3:
  • "What are we talking about now?"
  • "I am prepared..."
  • "I bet it's shadow."
  • "Figures."
  • "Think: This sucks."
  • "I have to go..."

Interaction 4:
  • "You don't sound happy..."
  • "Do your worst."
  • "Who are you?"
  • "Skips??" (Catfish alert)
  • "Who is Skips?"
  • "It is kinda lame." (*This route is brutal dude)
  • "I think I get it now."
  • "No."
  • "I guess so."
  • Either option.
  • "I can't do something that doesn't make sense!"
  • "I don't believe anything you say."

Interaction 5:
  • "Uh..."
  • "Dude, your new handle..."
  • "Can you chill?"

No, no he cannot chill.
Zoey
Zoey is a content aware character.

You can make her hate you right away by skipping when Skylar pops up. Just choose hate. Always.



7 条留言
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taymeo 10 月 19 日 上午 11:28 
I accidentally found another way to get the hate ending with Parker: if Chance rolls for love, you can say to Parker something along the lines of "I was actually trying to get you to hate me" (sorry I didn't memorize the exact line lol) and he will hate you! I'm glad, because I kept having to reload since I repeatedly got the friend ending with him :')
Azurin 10 月 4 日 下午 7:04 
@jenpai I did not mean to imply you are a cheater or shame you for using the content aware skipping. It was put into the game for a good reason, and it's quite thoughtful of the devs to do such a thing. I was just voicing my opinion, sorry that it came as me being inappropriate. Keep up your amazing work
Jenpai  [作者] 10 月 4 日 下午 4:11 
@Azurin I'm not putting myself through more things that make me feel bad to please others. It's not cheating. It's a feature in the game. A feature I chose to use. You are free to choose differently. But shaming me and calling me a cheater for it is inappropriate.
Azurin 10 月 4 日 上午 11:57 
I'm kind of disappointed that you just say to skip all the content aware characters. Feels a bit like cheating to me. And is specifically unhelpful to me as I'd already started a few of a those characters following another guide that has since disappeared.

Great job on the guide otherwise, and thanks for all the work you've done for us completionists!
KhajiitWerewolf 9 月 30 日 下午 7:42 
Heads up for collectible seekers, you can refund Dishy by calling Valdivian in the first interaction then saying you don't want to change his personality. Take the refund and Dishy hates you in one interaction. Plus, while content aware for Jerry gets all of his collectibles, there are 3 collectibles for other characters where you have to empty his junk drawer. Just be aggressive about throwing out his stuff, and the collectibles plus his hatred will naturally follow. Also - thanks Jenpai :)
Jenpai  [作者] 9 月 24 日 上午 9:11 
@DasEnvy. Always happy to help :steamthumbsup:
DasEnvy 9 月 24 日 上午 8:40 
FIIIIIIIIIIRST; OMG YESTERDAY I WAS SEARCHIGN FOR IT AND 1HR AFTER I WENT TO BED YOU DROPPED IT, hahahaahha.

*ehem*

Hi, thanks for the guide, I will NOOOW begin my HATE Everything run, hrhr >D