These tips come from the old Hermit who was in love with Captain Scarlett.

Step 1: Identify your target

Step 2: Show them your legendary weapons.

Step 3: Hit her hard in the face and try to knock out three or four of her teeth.

Step 4: Don't apologize, and reach out your hand to help her up.

Reminder: She's a PSYCHO, so the methods will be very different from those used on a normal girl, so don't worry and listen to me.

Step 5: She fell in love

Step 6: Kill her so she drops a legendary weapon.

Step 7: Repeat the process

A great sage once said, “You must reward my guide, for I am your guide.”